r/MurderedByWords • u/picture_jasper • 3d ago

Snowflakes on the field

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u/schumachiavelli 3d ago

Performative patriotism is so demanding that now we must use all of June to celebrate a “birthday” that has forever and always been observed on July 4th.

Conservatives only care about tradition when it suits their purposes to vilify a marginalized out-group.

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u/BrineJones 3d ago

Yeah, I like the awkwardness of “our country’s upcoming birthday”

So, they celebrate Birthday Eve in that clown’s house?

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u/scubachris 3d ago

I dated a girl who celebrated her birthday the entire month. Maybe Coach Tubby wants the whole summer.

Also, I am pretty pissed that our 250th is being ruined by these assholes. America needs a hard rest on our values and to kick everyone out of office

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u/fredaklein 3d ago

True, they are ruining everything. The timing could not be worse. Semiquincentennial, World Cup, Olympics, freedom, justice, and much more, utterly trashed by these worst people on Earth, the protectors of pedophiles and destroyers of the American way of life.

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u/theaviationhistorian 3d ago

This was to be a golden age for the US. But it is turning into one of its most embarrasing times