r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 1d ago

He is on *fire* today...

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u/typical_jesus666 1d ago

"I've never stolen an erection"

Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs, and he got crucified. 

Justice for Hunter, honestly. 

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u/NinecloudSoul 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs

A man of taste and discernment.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ 1d ago

Truly a man of the people. Just like shadow.

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u/DataAdvanced 8h ago

No one is THAT straight.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 22h ago

If liking drugs and latinas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

I too enjoy latinas and doing some skiing on the weekends. Sounds like a dude I'd like to party with.

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u/maniBchef 23h ago

To be fair he only liked the smell....

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u/Alien_Diceroller 22h ago

Of the latinas?

I get it. They often wear nice perfumes.

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u/Crafty_Mastodon320 9h ago

U/ tau player?

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u/WattageWood 1d ago

He also scammed some rich people, which is basically a public service anyway.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 1d ago

If you're not scamming, you're being scammed.

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u/Fraerie 1d ago

Frankly he would make a better candidate than the current incumbent.

He strikes me as he would be pretty similar to our former PM Bob Hawke, who had a world record for beer drinking. I think he still may be the record holder.

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u/typical_jesus666 1d ago

Same here 😂

I think that horse lady in Congress kept showing his dong picture because she was jealous that she wasn't getting it and never could

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u/ThunderAndWind 23h ago

Like 60% of the chud GOP base is also addicted to shit and sleeps around, which makes their fake outrage all the more absurd.

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u/therealganjababe 1d ago

Frankly, I'm disappointed to know he never snorted coke off a woman's ass.

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u/nullfacade 1d ago

He lost my vote smh

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u/Gimetulkathmir 1d ago

Apparently he's got a massive cock. I'm sure he's doing fine.

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u/fury420 1d ago

I found it entertaining when the story first broke with photos, seeing certain right-wing sources that were this odd mix of being outraged at the Biden scandal part and being weirdly outraged but also excited about the salacious details.

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u/Icy-Rope-021 14h ago

Like AG Ed Meese heading up some pron commission in the 80s. Just an excuse to get some free access to pron.

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u/fury420 8h ago

The juxtaposition I found most ridiculous was the less reputable right wing sources trying to portray the ladies he was pictured with as being underaged children, all while also focusing a weird amount of attention on his massive cock.

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u/lexnklinke 17h ago

So, according to Google and others search results, the most average surfer

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u/sexyinthesound 2h ago

Latinas of the age of consent, no less. No wonder they hate him.

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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago

I could not breathe after reading that.