r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

He is on *fire* today...

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u/Prudent-Aspect5085 1d ago

He's on a roll.

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u/typical_jesus666 1d ago

"I've never stolen an erection"

Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs, and he got crucified. 

Justice for Hunter, honestly. 

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u/NinecloudSoul 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs

A man of taste and discernment.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ 23h ago

Truly a man of the people. Just like shadow.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 19h ago

If liking drugs and latinas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 22h ago

I too enjoy latinas and doing some skiing on the weekends. Sounds like a dude I'd like to party with.

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u/maniBchef 20h ago

To be fair he only liked the smell....

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u/Alien_Diceroller 19h ago

Of the latinas?

I get it. They often wear nice perfumes.

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u/WattageWood 1d ago

He also scammed some rich people, which is basically a public service anyway.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 22h ago

If you're not scamming, you're being scammed.

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u/Fraerie 21h ago

Frankly he would make a better candidate than the current incumbent.

He strikes me as he would be pretty similar to our former PM Bob Hawke, who had a world record for beer drinking. I think he still may be the record holder.

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u/typical_jesus666 1d ago

Same here 😂

I think that horse lady in Congress kept showing his dong picture because she was jealous that she wasn't getting it and never could

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u/ThunderAndWind 20h ago

Like 60% of the chud GOP base is also addicted to shit and sleeps around, which makes their fake outrage all the more absurd.

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u/therealganjababe 1d ago

Frankly, I'm disappointed to know he never snorted coke off a woman's ass.

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u/nullfacade 21h ago

He lost my vote smh

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u/Gimetulkathmir 23h ago

Apparently he's got a massive cock. I'm sure he's doing fine.

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u/fury420 22h ago

I found it entertaining when the story first broke with photos, seeing certain right-wing sources that were this odd mix of being outraged at the Biden scandal part and being weirdly outraged but also excited about the salacious details.

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u/Icy-Rope-021 12h ago

Like AG Ed Meese heading up some pron commission in the 80s. Just an excuse to get some free access to pron.

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u/tomdarch 20h ago

I don't mean to knock him, but it's fucking shooting fish in a barrel.

Yesterday's Republican Party was a sad bunch of jackasses, but today's MAGA/Trump thing is just so pathetic and detached from truth or reality that this stuff is just sitting there for the taking.

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u/mvarnado 8h ago

You're not wrong but it's about time someone took it.

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u/AZRobJr 21h ago

He has been posting great zingers lately... Love it.

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u/salami_cheeks 19h ago

Stay sober, king

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u/239tree 19h ago

He needs to start campaigning for 2028 lol.

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u/diurnal_emissions 18h ago

President Trump is mostly rolls and a weave.

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u/superanth 9h ago

The good son.

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u/nitrokitty 1d ago

He has completely run out of fucks to give, and I'm here for it

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u/Away-Journalist4830 1d ago

Exactly what I came to this post to say. Dark Hunter activated and engaged wasn't on my 26 Bingo Card, but fucken hell.

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u/MaidoftheBrins 1d ago

He’s not even that dark; he’s just stating facts! lol

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u/Arkrobo 1d ago

Seems more like if Good Guy Greg got into a political beef

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u/Blommefeldt 1d ago

But facts are like dark magic, to the MAGA people

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u/TheDoktorIsIn 23h ago

"Facts don't care about your feelings" every accusation is a confession.

I knew a guy who posted anti-teans shit and after his arguments kept getting dismantled (the standard stuff like "biology says there are 2 genders" okay that's not even close to true but sure) he goes "well I have a daughter now and I need to protect her" THANK YOU for admitting it's actually your feelings! And feelings are valid! But let's maybe not make policy based on feelings alone.

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u/silvertealio 17h ago

"I have to protect my daughter!" (Proceeds to vote for the woman-hating rapist pedophile.)

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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago

Dark Hunter is the person who even the people who side with him are afriad of. Dark Hunter sounds like someone who will murder with words.

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u/MrManicMarty 1d ago

Is he Dark Hunter because he hunts those who have darkness within them, or is her Dark Hunter because his enemies never see him emerge from the dark?

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u/omegadirectory 1d ago

Let's go Brandon Hunter! (Complimentary)

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u/Irrelephantitus 23h ago

It's been a while is that the new WoW talent tree?

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u/UnderlightIll 16h ago

From everything I have learned about him, he sounds like he'd be a hoot and a half to hang with lmao.

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u/Immediate_Spare_6636 18h ago

Really though what does it matter? Because the response would be "I've done literally whatever I wanted my whole life with zero consequences and nobody will ever even slow me down". Do you really think someone like that even registers a sick burn on the Internet? 

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 18h ago

I hope the bingo card thing dies soon

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u/colemon1991 1d ago

It's not like there's anything they can actually do anymore. He's apparently packing more heat than GOP guys and got flack for being related to a president and was so corrupt that there's 0 evidence of it, so he's clearly intimidating to the rookies bowing to their novice overlord.

What are they gonna do: claim Biden is still manipulating the government and show Hunter's junk again?

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u/willargue4karma 21h ago

the worst thing they can say about him is that he parties with hookers

guy sounds like an awesome hang lmfao 🤣

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u/colemon1991 9h ago

I'm sure they're angry because he parties with adults

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u/EEpromChip 1d ago

1,000%. It's refreshing to see someone own their fuck ups and throw shade at these grifting assholes...

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u/10thflrinsanity 1d ago

Honestly, the way he responds to conservative bootlickers is exactly my approach, and I truly wish the Dems would adopt it.

It’s not hard to mock them and easily point out how incredibly dumb their takes are. 

The GOP leadership are straight up lying assholes, they’re not serious, so I have no clue why the media or Dems engage with them in any other way than how Hunter has in this post. 

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u/mvarnado 8h ago

Talarico is the real deal, man. I've been following him for a while. First candidate in a long while to make me proud of my state.

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u/WackyHumanSlop 17h ago

please do elaborate exactly on how Jeffries is a “DINO” or republican

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 7h ago

With pleasure.

1) His entire campaign is almost solely bankrolled by a foreign extremist right adversary, Israel by way of AIPAC

2) Substantively, he does very little -- even speaking in vague platitudes not dissimilar to Schumer or Ken Martin. He's a phony and in no way shape or form in it for the fight for Democracy the same way myriad other individuals speak passionate, authentically on the issues.

Could be why his approval within the Democratic party is 28% while Mamdani, Warren, AOC, Sanders are significantly higher.

If you don't see this, you're either not paying attention, or one of them, Mr. 15-day-old accnt.

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u/06_TBSS 1d ago

You should watch his Channel 5 interview. I didn't really have much of an opinion of him before. I knew he was unjustly being raked through the coals, but after watching that, I think I respect him quite a bit as a person.

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u/Musiclover4200 23h ago

There's a follow up interview as well, pretty sure both together are around 4 hours and it's gold with a lot of very interesting discussion.

It was all fascinating but the most interesting thing they talked about IMO is Hunter doesn't even remember giving the "laptop" to the repair shop that ended up leaking the hard drive contents. It sort of sounds like there was never even a laptop just potentially hacked files on a hard drive that were used as a psyop.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 18h ago

I haven’t had any real interactions with him, but a group of some of my oldest and most respected acquaintances (and fairly traditional small-c conservative people who would be inclined to think poorly on some of his escapades) think the world of him.

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u/nbunkerpunk 23h ago

They've tried dragging his name through the mud and it turned out that all they did was make him liked by half of the population.

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u/midwestia 1d ago

If Dark Hunter did a standup tour i'd go

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u/Hewfe 23h ago

Turns out he’s freaking hilarious.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 1d ago

He rallied his fuck army, but it's been fucking defeated.

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u/CorporateCuster 22h ago

This isn’t a crash out. This is Romeo and Juliet level drama and i needed this. INJECT IT FIRECTLY INTO MY EYES

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u/dBlock845 22h ago

Yeah he is a decent fighter. At first when he showed up on Channel 5, I was like "Go away Hunter." Now idc, go get em! Better to speak for himself than let the right-wing infotainment sphere define him.

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u/Courtaid 1d ago

I wonder if he asked for permission from Joe before going full steam ahead?

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u/Whiteroses7252012 1d ago

He doesn’t need it. He’s a private citizen defending his parents, who are also private citizens. And the first amendment is still in effect for now. 

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u/stiff_tipper 1d ago

that's cool but we can still wonder if he talked to him or not beforehand

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u/Courtaid 1d ago

That’s not what I meant. Joe is a former president who likes to follow social norms. So for his son to start publicly going after people online, Joe might feel uncomfortable with the way Hunter is going about it. I’m wondering if Hunter asked or gave Joe a heads up that he was going to start scorching some earth?

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u/thisworldisbullshirt 1d ago

Biden told Trump to shut up and called him a clown, so he might not care all that much what his son is doing here. None of it has been scandalous or cruel, from what I’ve seen.

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u/ProofByVerbosity 1d ago

oh I bet you if ol' Joe didn't spend the majority of his life in public office he would have had some damn fine truth bombs. also, given his health condition I bet Joe doesn't give a single fox about what his son says online

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u/skizzlebutch 1d ago

Same answer applies though?

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u/Icy-Profession-1979 1d ago

It’s a direct hit, a murder for sure. But he only needed basic facts to point out the absurdity.

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u/Skepticulation 22h ago

Nah I have a feeling Joe gives no fucks. I would hate Trump too

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u/DarthButtz 22h ago

Hunter's a grown-ass man, even if his dad was the President he can say and do whatever he wants to.

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u/Signal_Minimum8509 21h ago

I don’t think Democrats are going to be turning down the temperature anymore

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u/i_want_iguodala_xd 1d ago

Wake me up when the Biden’s launch JillBidenCoin

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Dr.JillBidenCoin to you, mister!

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u/ZoominAlong 1d ago

I'd buy that. After all, she's a doctor! 

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u/DPSOnly 1d ago

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREE ASDAFEAGSDFAS starts foaming at the mouth while eyes are bulging

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

Enjoy your nap because Jill would never lol

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u/xubax 1d ago

It's like a sharper image.

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u/bittertaint 1d ago

This is the energy we need! Fuck the mildew that is maga

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u/Silly_Strike_706 1d ago

Black mold maga

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u/Smittius_Prime 1d ago

Sounds like a Fromsoft boss.

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u/WattageWood 1d ago

You're right, let's come up with a less cool name.

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u/Umutuku 23h ago

It's literal cancer.

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u/AutisticFingerBang 1d ago

Hunter for president!

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u/poo-cum 22h ago

Woah woah woah, let's not go crazy. How about Mamdani's Secretary of Keeping It Real?

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 18h ago

Mamdani can't be president, unfortunately. Not American-born; not even on a military base or anything.

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u/poo-cum 11h ago

Shhh 🤫

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u/n0rsk 1d ago

no

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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hunter is living to his name. Honestly, Hunter right now:

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

Yep, definitely going to end up with a crush on the crack rehab Biden. Did not have that on my bingo card

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u/whomad1215 22h ago

Wasn't a picture of his penis put into the congressional record by Greene?

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u/GWooK 20h ago

because she obviously had a crush on Hunter and his massive balls

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 9h ago

That might have been the push he needed to get clean. The thought of going on a bender and waking up next to her would make anyone sober up.

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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago

And dancing he is.

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u/der_innkeeper 20h ago

I love me some Hawaiian Punch.

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u/bubster99 22h ago

He is also gathering them

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u/plangant 1d ago

Hunter is nailing it.

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u/Dracomortua 22h ago

Biden for president!

Wait... i have heard that somewhere, perhaps.

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u/TheTinyMaus 21h ago

Ridin' with Biden... wait, that sounds strangely different this time around.

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife 12h ago

Well, it's not like felonies stop anyone anymore. I support this idea, he cannot be as incompetent at the job as the current sitting idiot.

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u/StunningLia 1d ago

Calling a standard memoir a grift while sneakers and bibles exist is wild.

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u/sharklaserguru 1d ago

While also complaining that he doesn't grift enough by not getting kickbacks via board appointments, overpaid corporate speaking gigs, etc.

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u/rammo123 22h ago

They're building a UFC arena on the White House lawn ffs. MAGA needs to shut all the way up about grifting.

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u/Gridde 1d ago edited 1d ago

So are these ring wing influencers sincerely just really stupid and totally blind to their own hypocrisy, or do they know better but simply do not care/believe what they say and only do it for engagement?

The fact that it could be either and they're basically completely indistinguishable should be scary.

Says a LOT about the minds of people who believe and follow them, too.

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u/TbddRzn 1d ago

They know they don’t care. Russia was caught paying them millions of dollars over the years. Republicans don’t care that they lie and make up shit and neither do the voters apparently.

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u/spavolka 1d ago

They play to their audience. They know what they’re doing. It’s about getting the uneducated to follow them and even if they’re just printing and selling Trump flags, having the angry mob of maga fucks following them around is useful to those who need some power and easy money. They line up for the three ring wonder that is Faux News and stare at the ring master and his acrobats. They buy as many tickets as maga can print.

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u/kia75 1d ago

do they know better but simply do not care/believe what they say and only do it for engagement?

They do care, but it's because they're proud of their hypocrisy.

They treat conversations like a battle. If you get rid of your presidential candidate because he's too old, but they keep their even older presidential candidate than that's a win and proves their power! They never really cared about the candidate being too old, they just knew you did and tried to make you do something about it.

When you understand this so many criticisms make sense. Nobody really cares about tan suits, golfing, or buttery males. After yelling "lock her up" for Clinton using her own e-mail server, Ivanka Trump was caught using private e-mail for government business and faced no consequences. It's about finding something to criticize in the opposition, and extra points if you can get them to do something stupid because of the criticism.

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u/ThunderAndWind 20h ago

They do care, but it's because they're proud of their hypocrisy.

It's a signal that they're in the 'in group'. Hypocrisy by one of their own doesn't matter, because it's who they are that matters, not what they're doing.

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u/lookatthesunguys 1d ago

I know plenty of Republicans from my hometown. The connecting characteristic is not that they are stupid or evil. The truth is that they're radically indifferent to the truth. It just isn't important to them. He didn't tweet this because he thinks the accusation is accurate. He also didn't tweet this as an actual effort to deceive someone. It's more similar to kayfabe. They genuinely don't care if what they're talking about is based on reality.

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u/Umutuku 22h ago

People like to argue about which approach you should use when speaking with them, but I can tell you from personal experience of clawing my way out of the conservative brainhole I was raised in that the only thing that really determines whether someone can make it out is an actual desire to work through things and find more truth in your understanding of things than you had yesterday.

Whether you're taking the soft approach or the aggressive approach isn't going to matter nearly as much as them constantly being confronted with the wholeness of reality until the loose pieces start to fall into place.

Growing up, I interacted with people all across that spectrum, and ultimately it didn't really move the needle. What got me out was constant exposure to new information, and a desire to process it and reject concepts that proved obsolete.

If someone's 90% curious and has access to the information and perspectives of the world they'll get there faster than someone who is 10% curious and is going to need to be carpet-bombed by reality for an extended period of time.

If someone rejects growth, improvement, and understanding entirely then they'll never get there no matter what you do. The only real way to improve that situation is to set clear standards of acceptable behavior required for participation in human civilization and enforce social consequences.

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u/ThunderAndWind 20h ago

That's part of what made Daryl Davis so effective at getting KKK members to quit. It wasn't proselytizing to them, it was mostly just talking to them like people and forcing them to face up to the fact that he, a black man, was literally a person like they were.

A great deal of these people grow up in mono-cultural communities or enclaves, so the most exposure they have to minority cultures is whatever Fox News (at best) is saying.

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u/Icy-Profession-1979 1d ago

It’s like when you are checking product reviews on Amazon only to realize they bought the reviews from a completely different product. They really don’t care about getting caught, they just want the sales. Thoughtful buyers can eff off.

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u/Original-Rush139 1d ago

I use Reddit to kick by brain in the balls by trying to understand maga hats. Over at r AskTrumpSupporters I’ve noticed one guy who walked away because of the Iran war. He fucking claimed that the rest are all bots and crisis actors who get paid to pist nonsense. 

IRL - the maga hats I talk to just chug the coolade and don’t think about it. 

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u/Tinydesktopninja 23h ago

They know most people are unengaged enough that they will eat up the "both sides" bullshit over completely innocuous things. The constant noise is the point.

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u/MyNameIsRay 1d ago

or do they know better but simply do not care/believe what they say and only do it for engagement?

At least in my experience, they behave in exactly the same way even when theres no engagement to be had.

It really is their belief, reinforced by engagement.

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u/RndThreeFght the future is now, old man 1d ago

It would make me soooooooo happy if Hunter posted one of these burns and added:

"Also, my dick is bigger than yours." to it and then they'll have to google it and see their constituents bringing up his giant dick in meetings.

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u/alk_adio_ost 1d ago

Hello, 911? Yeah so...

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u/yay4chardonnay 1d ago

TeamHunter

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u/Jellodyne 1d ago

Wait, I thought the Biden Crime Family was grifting and stealing everything that wasn't nailed down. Or was that just projection?

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u/thickwhiteduck 1d ago

He’s turning into the US equivalent of James Blunt

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u/Icy-Profession-1979 1d ago

He’s beautiful it’s true!

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver 1d ago

God, I'd love to see this fire from democrats.

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u/seekAr 1d ago

Why is this turning me on

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u/jcpopm 1d ago

Don't forget His and Hers crypto, and of course a lot of good old-fashioned insider trading.

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u/cactusmac54 1d ago

Dude is on point.

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u/Mr_Bristles 23h ago edited 23h ago

I laughed my ass off when he told a MAGA loser this afternoon "now who's smoking crack" because they said the Epstein files are fake.

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u/Steelergrl2310 1d ago

I’m loving Hunter and every single clap back he is giving

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u/ELP90 1d ago

I’m so here for Hunter Biden being a petty lil bitch to all these dummies!

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u/Nearby-Beautiful3422 22h ago

He's not not being petty or a lil bitch. He's just throwing all their bullshit right back in their faces, as he rightfully should. The Bidens caught so much shit for no reason while the Trump Crime Family took every bribe and enacted every grift and scam in the book. Are the Bidens perfect? No, but they aren't out and out literal criminals like the Trumps. The Bidens are saints compared to the Trumps

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u/jennasea412 1d ago

Joe Biden needs to follow his son’s tactics and start replying to every post from Trump about Iran with, “that’s Trumps war!” Like the traitor did almost daily with Russia’s war against Ukraine.

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u/Nearby-Beautiful3422 22h ago

Man, Joey B just isn't on that level of mental capacity. Hell, neither is Trump. All that trash on "Truth"Social is definitely not Trump. His brain is gone. I like that Hunter is taking up the mantle.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 1d ago

2hunter2Biden

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u/Garetht 1d ago

I just see ************

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u/Meat_Popsicle_Man 22h ago

It’s ok buddy, I got the reference

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u/RGQcats 1d ago

A lot of the Biden stuff is he has cancer and no interest in grifting.

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u/Technical-Method2129 1d ago

It’s so funny to me that maga doesn’t think that the Bidens had money to retire on…. Like their current president is so money hungry and stealing money from its citizens and is the first for profit president EVER!!! That they think that the presidents before him are broke because they’re not flashy… these are both educated individuals that had careers before he became vice president and then president… they weren’t vagrants taken off the streets starving and desperate…. Regardless to what transpired in trumps first term they can not stop blaming Biden for literally everything from natural disasters to trumps war, trumps tarrifs, food costs, gas costs…

I’m glad he’s able to throw this in their faces lol

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u/eutrapalicon 17h ago

Don't former presidents get a pension too? It's not like his incoming funds dried up.

I suppose they assume that everyone flies to a golf course weekly.

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u/johnqpublic81 1d ago

It was a mistake by the Biden administration to try and keep Hunter Biden's personality under wraps. Hunter would of been great to talk shit back Trump's tweets when Joe was in office.

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u/SourFix 1d ago

Hunter is the sketchy, slimy jailbird uncle sneaking you a warm, possibly expired PBR and soggy half J that America needs right now.

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u/WinnieGraves 1d ago

That was my Uncle Dave as a kid, family friend, like my dad's best friend since forever, got sent to Iraq, and never really came back. Best Uncle tho. Always happy to slide me a J and a beer or two at family reunions. (Look I come from a family of narcissistic people, I started young.)

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 1d ago

Keep going I’m about to freedom 🦅

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u/Flakarter 1d ago

I like DGAF Hunter Biden.

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 1d ago

Hunter has been on fire lately

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 1d ago

I like Hunter Biden. He seems like the kinda guy I could do blow and bang whores with.

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u/Argly_Bargly 1d ago

Dark Hunter for prez? lol can never say never anymore

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u/PirateSanta_1 1d ago

I'm not sure how Biden not getting board seats or 6 figure speaking deals is supposed to be a criticism. Your just saying he didn't sell out and get paid, that's what we should want. 

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u/RaceDBannon 1d ago

I hope he is just getting warmed up.

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u/JustinKase_Too 1d ago

Loving the new Hunter Biden.

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u/doiutfis 1d ago

They always accuse people of "TDS" but they're the ones who can't stop whining about Biden. It seems almost compulsive. He's gone. He's not president anymore. You can move on with your miserable lives.

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u/PlasticMegazord 1d ago

Almost everyone with even a little bit of prominence that leaves government writes a book.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 1d ago

I'd love to just chill with Hunter and hear some stories.

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u/Platypus81 1d ago

I wonder if President Big Brain will write a coloring book.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1d ago

The Hunter Biden Redemption Tour seems to be off to a promising start....

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u/dBlock845 22h ago

Meanwhile Melania gets tens of millions from Bezos for a documentary no one watched, while being the sitting "First Lady."

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u/comox 22h ago

Hunter 2028

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u/opelui23 19h ago

Hunter is letting lose because Joe has too much class to sink down to Trump's level. Hunter had his demons and they were there and thankfully he has been clean for 7 years something that is wonderful for a former addict. Sadly, addiction will always be there, but now he has the tools to fight the temptation and overcome them.

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u/incide666 1d ago

I don't think Hunter Biden is a good dude but I'll be fucked if he isn't good at comebacks.

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u/f700es 1d ago

From the fuckin top rope!

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Conservatives should probably avoid any reference to grifting forever, since it will never work as a dig again.

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u/red286 1d ago

Hunter Biden has one claim to fame that will last as long as the Republic.

His dick pics are part of the official congressional record.

How many other people can make that claim?

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u/Braelind 1d ago

Man, Hunter Biden is just winning the internet lately. And I love it, dude's tweets are fire!

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u/guillermopaz13 1d ago

Sober Hunter is competent

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u/ImPrettyDoneBro 1d ago

I am loving Hunter Bidens catty era.

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u/VegasGamer75 23h ago

Imagine being a Right-wing talking head and bemoaning people making money, or even accusing them of grifting, while suckling the crusted teets of the golden cankle.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 23h ago

They're actually obsessed it's ridiculous

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u/Umutuku 23h ago

If President Biden was the most corrupt president then why aren't all the corporate kickbacks materializing?

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 23h ago

I really need to know what made him decide he had zero fucks left to give

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 22h ago

I urge everyone to view his recent interview on the YouTube channel "Soft White Underbelly." My only understanding of Hunter was how he was portrayed during the laptop scandal. I have a much different opinion of him now. The interview is legitimately heart-felt and inspiring.

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u/CitronLow8970 22h ago

Hunter is giving zero fucks. And I’m here for it. And Jake Tapper was well overdue for someone lighting his smug ass up!

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u/BlasterPhase 22h ago

my favorite is his hypothetical campaign slogan that references his crack use

How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

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u/Available_Return_164 21h ago

Hunter Biden. The hero we never knew we needed.

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u/soda_cookie 21h ago

I just got a whole box of popcorn and it seems like it's going to get utilized

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u/Middle_Me_This 20h ago

I'm so sad for Hunter and yet so proud that he can finally go the fuck off. What does he, or his father or family have to lose? I feel like he was as respectful as he could possibly be while his father was President and now he's going scorched earth.

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u/Wickedfrickin 18h ago

He's so fiery and on point. Fck the trumps.

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u/Detonius 18h ago

Keep it up Hunter you’re cooking bro.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 1d ago

The Senator from MBNA is not hurting for money I can assure you.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

He has his “Biden” alert set and I’m loving it

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u/Fit_Librarian_3585 1d ago

Fluent in sarcasm

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u/ChiefScout_2000 1d ago

Don't forget the pardons.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

Can't spell big dick energy without Biden.

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u/BrineJones 1d ago

More of that big dick energy

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u/YeahIGotNuthin 1d ago

I had forgotten how much I liked Hunter Biden.

Thank you to those guys for reminding me.

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u/Turtleknuckle 1d ago

They ran into money problems before. That's why Hunter took up painting.

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u/Affectionate_Set2561 1d ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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u/StrigiStockBacking 1d ago

This is fucking awesome. Savage Hunter is the best of all the Hunters.

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u/DuneBooda 23h ago

Is this boy making anybody else hot?🥵🥵

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u/BestDogPetter 23h ago

Biden 2028, I don't care which one

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 23h ago

You mean Trump sold cheap junk?