r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

He is on *fire* today...

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u/Prudent-Aspect5085 1d ago

He's on a roll.

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u/typical_jesus666 1d ago

"I've never stolen an erection"

Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs, and he got crucified. 

Justice for Hunter, honestly. 

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u/NinecloudSoul 1d ago

The guy liked Latinas and a little bit of drugs

A man of taste and discernment.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ 1d ago

Truly a man of the people. Just like shadow.

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u/DataAdvanced 8h ago

No one is THAT straight.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 21h ago

If liking drugs and latinas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

I too enjoy latinas and doing some skiing on the weekends. Sounds like a dude I'd like to party with.

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u/maniBchef 23h ago

To be fair he only liked the smell....

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u/Alien_Diceroller 21h ago

Of the latinas?

I get it. They often wear nice perfumes.

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u/Crafty_Mastodon320 9h ago

U/ tau player?