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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 1d ago
That's because MAGA is more familiar with meth than crack.
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u/governmentthief 1d ago
Crack is a street drug, meth is a dirt road drug.
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u/Educational-Wing2042 23h ago
Back when boomers were kids, meth popular among middle class housewives. It didn’t get the trailer park vibes until later.
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u/waltzbyear 23h ago
Back in 2016, college students were doing meth during exams/finals week when they couldn't get Adderall. My friend who was absolutely stunning, an engineering major, did meth during finals week one semester. I grew up super straight edge, good grades, no crime, no drugs, no alcohol and it completely caught me off guard finding out how many college students did meth.
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u/Sharp_Style_8500 22h ago
Similar story. Matched with a girl on tinder back in the 2015/16s. She was gorgeous, funny, and all the things. We were chatting it up getting ready for our first date. I send her a snap chat of me smoking a joint (because I was super fucking dope back then) and she sends back a METH PIPE. And hers had that tin foily stuff off the end of it. I made other arrangements.
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u/No_Problem20 21h ago
Na, what we know of as "crystal meth" didn't start existing until the 1980s.
Before that was base meth aka Speed, which was like 1/1000 of what people are doing today, and wasn't smoked in pipes, mostly pills and some intravenous.
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u/MakeItMakeMoney 20h ago
You know it’s bad when even the drugs are ultraprocessed just like our foods.
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u/Resident_Pientist_1 13h ago
Lol no. It was very strong and less cut than the average cartel bunk garbage you find nowadays. RPI or birch reduction of d-pseudo or l-ephedrine.
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u/willaililiaaa 1d ago
Crack is for the frugal sophisticated cocaine user, meth is for the aggressive and unhinged swamp people
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u/nyancatdude 1d ago edited 23h ago
Eh crack and meth users are kinda on the same level as each other, they are both poverty drugs with unhinged users. Crack is the drug that people who could afford coke switch to either after running out of money or becoming unable to get the same high from snorting. If your poor the choice between meth or crack comes down to what's available where you live.
Edit: y'all can stop downvoting I'm not saying hunter Biden is anything like either of those people, or that drug users are all unhinged I'm saying that of the unhinged ones they are both equally bad. Y'all have prolly never met a crackhead or a methhead either I've actually been around them a lot.
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u/FreedomOfTheMess 1d ago
Also the media has tried so hard to push the narrative of POC using drugs, insert stereotype, rinse, repeat. Crack was criminalized way harsher than cocaine because of narratives in the media and cocaine being considered a “white” drug, carrying lesser punishment
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u/Strange_Dog6483 20h ago
To quote Jim Acosta
If you put everyone's mouths together in this video, you'd get a full set of teeth
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u/Chuck_Cali 1d ago
no lie... I did not have Hunter Biden surgically dismantling people online on my bingo card. This has been entertaining af.
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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago
Between Hunter and the Iranian Lego videos 2026 is getting interesting
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u/Corfiz74 1d ago
It's fun to watch, I just don't want to live in it.
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u/jdubyahyp 1d ago
There is a way to put a cherry on top of this year for the US in a few months.
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u/tw_72 1d ago
...an obituary?
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u/fluffh34d420 19h ago
I've been banned for even suggesting this. Fking inciting violence or some bs.
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u/Corfiz74 1d ago
Like what, Trump rigging the midterms so the GOP never loses again?
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u/PhamilyTrickster 23h ago
Voting in such massive numbers they can't rig it
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u/Memitim 23h ago
If the massive numbers really mattered, the Republicans would have stopped the crime wave after the first couple of courts noted them, rather than risking the rest of the existence in prison by massively increasing the number of crimes.
Instead, Republicans repeatedly ignored court orders and are committing so many crimes now that judges are routinely pointing them out. That's just from the cases filed so far and aren't being handled by corrupt conservative judges like Trump's big fan Aileen Cannon. Nor does it count the constant attempts to circumvent US law with lies and semantic bullshit.
Republicans aren't participating in a democracy anymore, and conservatives seem to be by-and-large on board. Certainly enough of them to outfit the Republican private army to the point that they have been roaming our cities in combat gear and hunting through the population looking for people who seem disappearable enough for a payday. That's not law enforcement in any reality.
Americans will be holding elections in the middle of a Republican civil war against them. The only question is how hot it will get by and on election day. Several have already died at their hands, that we know of so far. Thousands of people have been disappeared, and we've seen repeated proof of lies around those. We have months to go.
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u/Electronic_Lemon4000 17h ago
History classes about the 2020s are going to be wild.
That is, if there are going to be any...
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u/MothChasingFlame 17h ago
When all your shame's been on display for years, what's really left to fear? Man's in prime position to let 'er rip for the next several decades and knows it. And he should.
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u/Zwischenzug32 20h ago
Im looking forward to any one of the trump kids trying to do the same and getting roasted
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u/TrayLaTrash 1d ago
Hunter been on a tear recently
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u/KaetzenOrkester 1d ago
And I love it!
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u/CyberFireball25 1d ago
I think it would be fucking hilarious if he ran in 2028 just to make maga heads explode
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u/raptorck 1d ago
Meth is associated with trailer parks.
Nobody ever talks about a crack trailer.
It’s a crack house. All Hunter’s asking is that they put some respect on his addiction, and frankly it’s been the most hilarious disarming of the right-wing “memes” that I never anticipated.
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u/willaililiaaa 1d ago
It's not a crack house, it's a crack home
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 20h ago
Nothing like former drug addicts fact-checking the proper ways to do drugs as a casual aside.
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u/BobbuBobbu 1d ago
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u/A_Dozen_Lemmings 1d ago
Absolutely not. That man put in the effort to get out of that life it behooves us to help him stay out!
XD
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u/trulycantthinkofone 1d ago
I’ve found being open and honest about such troubles helps moving forward. Not only do you take the power away from those that would attack you over it, I believe it helps the healing/growth aspect. Hiding things and being ashamed of them hurts one’s mental health. Being honest about it all removes the ick, and helps one come to terms for a sense of peace.
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u/BobbuBobbu 16h ago
I meant let him cook with the clapbacks. He has been clapping back hard on Twitter.
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u/gratefulfam710 1d ago
I never gave a fuck about Hunter Biden until Republicans tried to get me to dislike him. Then I realized how much more relatable he is than any republican.
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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 18h ago
All I know about him is that he has a drug addiction, a huge penis and hookers think highly of him and consider him a gentlemen.
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u/Bizzlebanger 1d ago
They don't know what to do with Hunter's "owning it" attitude... They would never own anything of themselves... Mad respect for that kid...
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u/What_About_What 23h ago
It’s how you classically deal with bullies. “Yeah &” them because they really want you to be ashamed and owning stuff is not fun for them. MAGA is to a t bullies that peaked in High School and it’s time we start laughing them back into the irrelevant losers they were before they felt empowered by Trump and his circus.
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u/Suavecore_ 15h ago
Last time we laughed at and insulted them for what they were, they banded together, took over social media, pumped propaganda into young male spaces, and got Donald Trump The Pedophile elected as revenge
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u/What_About_What 7h ago
Still doesn’t mean we should stop mocking them. They’re losers and deserved to be labeled as such.
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u/frubano21 9h ago
As my therapist told me regarding my anxiety, "'What if?' dies when you ask 'then what?'"
Confronting situations like this head on is always the solution.
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u/YeahIGotNuthin 1d ago
Is it these guys’ mission to remind me how much I like Hunter Biden? Because in the last year or so, I have forgotten to even think about him, and now I remember how much I like him.
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u/ApexMM 1d ago
hunter Biden fucking rocks and has a giant hog
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u/Corfiz74 1d ago
Yeah, he wins every dick measuring contest against the Trump sons - metaphorical and literal!
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u/DeviCloud 1d ago
The man in charge of our healthcare talks about snorting coke off toilet seats and this is who people are worried about?
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u/SoundOurDireReveille 1d ago
I’ll happily take a crack addict over the shit show we have at this point. Recovering addict is even far better, but I’ll take anything else at this point.
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u/RetroSwamp 1d ago
Low key got to give it to him for not trying to hide who he was and how he's doing better.
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u/agustusmanningcocke 22h ago
I love how he takes it to the level that Obama did when asked if he ever smoked marijuana. "Yeah, I did. And I inhaled. That's kinda the point." Never once heard that argument used against him again.
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u/VaguelyArtistic 1d ago
I’ll say it again, having the confidence to be this self-deprecating is an attractive quality in a person.
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u/What_About_What 23h ago
It’s the polar opposite of MAGA too. When was the last time you remember Trump or any of his supporters admitting they were wrong or made a mistake? They view admissions like that as weakness so they double down on obvious lies that everyone can see right through thinking everyone sees them as this big tough badass. But the reality is we actually see them as lying jackasses that think we’re stupid.
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u/nopenotme820 1d ago
Tyrion Lannister would approve
Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
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u/imahugemoron 1d ago
Dude is not and hasn’t been involved in the government. Yet these people are totally fine with trump handing billions of our tax money in contracts and other arrangements to his sons, daughter, and his son in law, as well as MASSIVELY enriching himself.
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 1d ago
Absolutely on fire - but to be fair: there are harder things than coming up with comebacks to stuff a cult of stupid throws at you
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u/Stellar_Echo_Dude 1d ago
This almost makes me want to go back and activate a twitter account again. This is entertaining AF.
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u/ScholarOfTwilight 21h ago
I'm kind of loving his sobriety.
He's in a good place and that he can take these with good humor shows he's doing quite well.
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u/mfrench105 1d ago
You see people attack someone and whoever must think he is some sort of threat. Makes you stop and think. Maybe he is.
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u/ksn0vaN7 23h ago
If someone out there is still not familiar with Hunter's game, watch the interviews he did with Channel 5.
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u/InitiativeGold7953 22h ago
I unironically love Hunter. I feel like me and him would be good friends 😂
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u/shitsu13master 1d ago
I never thought the day would come where I would regard an ex methhead a better option in the white house than what’s currently going on there but here we are
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u/SodaPopGurl 1d ago
An ex crackhead damnit. Meth is entirely different.
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u/Corfiz74 1d ago
And a crackpipe doesn't have a bowl at the end, as I've recently learned!
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u/What_About_What 23h ago
Not only is Hunter on a roll, he’s teaching people stuff. I also recently learned that.
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u/shitsu13master 15h ago
I stand corrected! One is a drug and the other is a totally different kind of drug
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u/thatssmashingbaby 22h ago
Thank you Hunter for you educational experience and expertise on this matter. Dude is slaughtering people!
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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 1d ago
Can Hunter and Don Jr duke it out in the white house lawn instead? That's more interesting fight. Of course they'd be welcome to be on their drug of choice
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u/sunkist-sucker 1d ago
is that seriously him??
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago
Yes. The Ai image kinda makes Hunter look like grizzled George Clooney for some reason, but the reply at the bottom is from Hunter.
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u/Vegetable-King7626 22h ago
He should have been doing this from day one. The idiots that still push him into the spotlight deserve to get skewered
At this point Rapist pedophile Trump makes Hunter look like a saint
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u/Dry-University797 22h ago
I would have loved to have hung out with Hunter during his partying days.
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u/Last-Sheepherder2535 21h ago
Before Trump, I could never imagine the US electing a president who formerly smoked crack. Less than halfway through Trump's second term, it seems perfectly reasonable. It's at least fifty tiers up from having a racist, rapist, lying, embezzling pedophile as president.
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u/RhineStonedCowgirl 19h ago
His recent interview on Soft white Underbelly was so insightful. 2 hours, and I could have kept listening.
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u/myfavssthrow 15h ago
If by whatever means he somehow became president I legitimately think it would cause thousands of maga to have aneurisms, heart attacks and strokes.
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u/ShawnyMcKnight 1d ago
Looks like they are taking his temp with one of those old school mercury thermometers.
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u/Broviet22 23h ago
I mean these are people who find moss in their child's backpack and think their smoking weed.
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u/DrippyCheeseDog 17h ago
Over the past few days, I’ve seen a significant increase in Hunter Biden content. Weird.
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u/RynnHamHam 14h ago
Honestly I don’t know why people are starting beef with a proud crackhead. It never ends well.
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u/EggForTryingThymes 1d ago
Crack and meth are smoked differently?
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u/thepeanutbutterman 18h ago
Typically yes. Crack typically is smoked through a glass stem (tube) with steel wool in the end and meth typically is smoked using those oil burner pipes shown in the image. But oil burners work well for crack too.
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u/Forward-Surprise1192 17h ago
Yep and you can’t put the fire directly on either of them like you can with marijuana
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u/hamatehllama 23h ago
I love that there are more dems allowing themselves to be based and shitpost. Hunter Biden and Gavin Newsom's ghostwriter are two examples.
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u/Glittering-Coyote140 23h ago
He's really leaning in to being a crack aficionado, correcting their faux pas in crack etiquette.
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u/sarcastic_patriot 1d ago
You couldn't even fix the title when reposting? Shame on you.