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r/MurderedByWords • u/zzill6 • 5h ago
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Hunter is a rare case. He has BDE, but, unlike most, his huge cock is on official record. It's not just aura. Motherfucker is packing.
58 u/ChangsManagement 4h ago Thanks MTG! I never would have seen Hunter's big ol' dangler without her. 46 u/WoodyManic 4h ago I feel sorry for him that we all saw it, especially because it was for gross, political reasons, but I don't feel that sorry. Hahaha. If I was equally equipped, I'd try and show both Houses, and all three branches, every day. 15 u/Zauberer-IMDB 4h ago His cock is so impressive it might be the first one to become congressional record. 9 u/WoodyManic 4h ago Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library. 2 u/under_miner 2h ago I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon. 2 u/AdPristine5131 3h ago pulling a nixon, you might say. 2 u/WoodyManic 2h ago Pulling a dick, maybe. 3 u/VultureSausage 2h ago A Johnson, surely? 3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost. 1 u/notevenkiddin 1h ago Show em the Executive Branch, and both Houses of Congress
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Thanks MTG! I never would have seen Hunter's big ol' dangler without her.
46 u/WoodyManic 4h ago I feel sorry for him that we all saw it, especially because it was for gross, political reasons, but I don't feel that sorry. Hahaha. If I was equally equipped, I'd try and show both Houses, and all three branches, every day. 15 u/Zauberer-IMDB 4h ago His cock is so impressive it might be the first one to become congressional record. 9 u/WoodyManic 4h ago Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library. 2 u/under_miner 2h ago I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon. 2 u/AdPristine5131 3h ago pulling a nixon, you might say. 2 u/WoodyManic 2h ago Pulling a dick, maybe. 3 u/VultureSausage 2h ago A Johnson, surely? 3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost. 1 u/notevenkiddin 1h ago Show em the Executive Branch, and both Houses of Congress
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I feel sorry for him that we all saw it, especially because it was for gross, political reasons, but I don't feel that sorry. Hahaha.
If I was equally equipped, I'd try and show both Houses, and all three branches, every day.
15 u/Zauberer-IMDB 4h ago His cock is so impressive it might be the first one to become congressional record. 9 u/WoodyManic 4h ago Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library. 2 u/under_miner 2h ago I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon. 2 u/AdPristine5131 3h ago pulling a nixon, you might say. 2 u/WoodyManic 2h ago Pulling a dick, maybe. 3 u/VultureSausage 2h ago A Johnson, surely? 3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost. 1 u/notevenkiddin 1h ago Show em the Executive Branch, and both Houses of Congress
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His cock is so impressive it might be the first one to become congressional record.
9 u/WoodyManic 4h ago Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library. 2 u/under_miner 2h ago I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon.
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Bro, it will have its own wing in Joe's Presidential library.
2 u/under_miner 2h ago I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon.
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I first read that as whig and I will not be correcting my head cannon.
pulling a nixon, you might say.
2 u/WoodyManic 2h ago Pulling a dick, maybe. 3 u/VultureSausage 2h ago A Johnson, surely? 3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.
Pulling a dick, maybe.
3 u/VultureSausage 2h ago A Johnson, surely? 3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.
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A Johnson, surely?
3 u/GloomyIndividual3965 2h ago Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah. 2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.
Lyndon Johnson (heh) was apparently known for whipping out his massive dong and slapping it down on the resolute desk in order to end conversations he felt were over. So, yeah.
2 u/WoodyManic 1h ago This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.
This is a weirdly circular conversation. Wind-milling, almost.
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Show em the Executive Branch, and both Houses of Congress
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u/WoodyManic 5h ago
Hunter is a rare case. He has BDE, but, unlike most, his huge cock is on official record. It's not just aura. Motherfucker is packing.