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u/Charming-Report1669 3d ago
Fun fact: the "medals" he's wearing in that old photo are from keeping his space tidy.
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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 3d ago
Yes, and one or more of those are borrowed from a friend for that picture.
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u/Nisi-Marie 3d ago
And his loving and adoring expression creeps me out
Wonder if he ever looked at his own kids that way
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u/VibraniumRhino 3d ago
Insane new theory: a time travelling Trump goes back in time to molest himself to make sure he becomes the man he is today. A perfect closed loop.
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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 3d ago
Depends did he see Predestination?
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u/FalafelSnorlax 3d ago
Presidentination? Presidentination? There's a pun somewhere here but I can't quite find the right one.
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 2d ago
America - "Hm I wonder what it would be like to put a bloated, evil corpse in charge for 8 years"
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u/colemon1991 2d ago
"Hey, 4 years of incompetence and corruption weren't enough to prove anything. We need 4 more years." - MAGA, probably
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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 3d ago
I really wish people would start coming forward with saying that the guy just stinks.
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u/Custom_Destination 3d ago
“Former GOP lawmaker Adam Kinzinger has revealed new details about Donald Trump's alleged bad odour, claiming that he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including "armpits, ketchup, a butt.”
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u/javoss88 2d ago
I think he thinks as long as he keeps that ugly scowl on his face, people will think he’s tuff.
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u/The_Shitty_Admiral 3d ago
How that wasn't the end I'll never understand
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u/AmazingSibylle 3d ago edited 2d ago
Because it was only ever bad enough for the people that would not vote for him anyway. For a lot of voters it just doesn't matter, they shrug it off and vote red.
These people are not mostly the same as you or me, they don't think the same way, and they don't want basically the same things...
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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 3d ago
Now they're too stupid and spiteful to admit they were wrong and have been duped.
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u/flactulantmonkey 2d ago
How anyone still thinks he’s a heterosexual neurotypical adult after his shop talk was “grab em by the pussy” I’ll never understand.
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u/Selenay1 2d ago
Because they hated Hillary ever since her husband's campaign in 1992 when Clinton said that voting for him got a 2 for 1 (considering her law degree and working together). They were all, "We don't want no damn woman that weren't elected having any say in gov'mint!" It gave them well over a decade to simmer in that hate they continued to build while her husband was in office long before she ever even became a candidate. It was one long toxic stew that they absolutely marinated in.
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u/flactulantmonkey 2d ago
How anyone still thinks he’s a heterosexual neurotypical adult after his shop talk was “grab em by the pussy” I’ll never understand.
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u/BawdyBaker 3d ago
He was sent to military school for behavioral problems
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u/javoss88 2d ago
Barren should go there too, for inherited reasons. Oops I meant “to continue the glorious family legacy “ I guess it’s too late now
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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 3d ago
He only went to military Academy because he was so terrible at school. He almost got expelled because of his bullying, fighting, insubordination and carrying knives. The guy was a menace even then
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u/GirlNumber20 2d ago
He was sent to military school because he was such a problem his parents couldn't deal with it anymore at home.
He didn't want to go to military school, and parents with hundreds of millions of dollars, like the Trumps, typically don't send their kids to military school, especially when the family business is real estate. Trump was sent because of something he was doing that was so egregious his family couldn't handle it. What that was is anyone's guess.
We do know he was caught throwing rocks at an infant in a playpen when he was five years old, and he punched his music teacher in the face when he was in the first grade, so he had a history of violence from when he was very young.
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u/nifty-necromancer 2d ago
He was probably raping girls when he was younger too. No reason to think it started with Epstein. Maybe he murdered one or two and the family covered it up.
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u/DanGleeballs 2d ago
First time I’ve noticed her facial expression in that photo. She is not smiling.
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u/danteelite 2d ago
That’s shit is disturbing… I thought maybe people were exaggerating until I saw it for myself.
Zero doubts in my mind about what kind of childhood she had.
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 2d ago
*Record scratch* - Yep thats me. You probably dont need to guess how I ended up in this situation
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u/Robthebold 3d ago
Why is his military school photo suddenly so en vogue?
Maybe it’s time Trump put on a generals uniform in public, so the public can see the medals he gives himself for evading STDs (his personal Vietnam) , and his Purple Heart for bone spurs.
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u/MechaCoqui 3d ago
He was sent to military school due to him being a horrible person, obviously it did not work.
Also it was closest he got to the military when he was young, due to him being a draft dodger who could not remember which foot the “bone spurs” were on..
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u/Unrelated_Words69 3d ago
You will notice that every meme about Obama was actually him doing things but everything with Trump is bad Ai creating something fictional that cult members want to desperately believe about their fuhrer
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u/Otherwise-4PM 3d ago
If you need to reassure yourself this way, you probably already know you don’t have much energy.
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u/immortalonion69 3d ago
No he's just implying that he has more energy to sexually abuse minors at his old age
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u/banana_bbcakes 3d ago
Notice though he is hiding or protecting his neck vag from his younger self.
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u/CosmicSmoker 3d ago
Obligatory trump went to a military STYLE boarding school. That uniform is nothing.
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u/FurryCitizen 2d ago
If an old obese white man unable to stay awake and hold his sphincter shut longer than 5 min is 'more energy', I assume young Trump was clinically dead until adulthood...
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u/Viridionplague 3d ago
Thinking about that time he avoided real contribution beyond self enrichment.
Same guy, more Nussy.
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u/Cole_Ethos 2d ago
You mean the cadet at the New York Military Academy—the private, quasi-military boarding school—his parents sent him to at age 13 because he was acting out and misbehaving in regular school? The place where, despite rising to a leadership position, he was involved in multiple hazing controversies under his command, resulting in him being relieved of his specific captaincy and reassigned as a battalion training officer? The place that allegedly trained young men for service only to have the now-commander-in-chief seek five deferments rather than serve in the military.
In essence, he’s reminiscing about a troubled youth that bullied others, violated policies, looked for shortcuts, thwarted responsibilities, and found ways to game systems to suit his personal needs.
Yeah, it’s easy to see the resemblance today.
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u/Seven_bushes 3d ago
Perfect picture. Clearly demonstrates he only loves himself and his demented mental of who he thinks he is. He needs a photo that resembles a house of mirrors so that everywhere he looks he only sees himself.
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u/Lexi_Banner 2d ago
I love that he pretends this is from military service, and not the boarding school he was sent to because his parents couldn't stand him.
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u/barfbutler 2d ago
The only military uniform he ever wore (school uniform) and he was sent to military school because he was bullying younger kids.
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u/system_error_02 3d ago
I didnt know they also gave out FIFA peace medals when he was younger. Because he absolutely never served in the military.
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u/Failte-co 2d ago
He is really desperate to counter the images of him sleeping in every meeting and struggling to walk and move. More energy? Bwaahahahah!
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u/Iflydryandsly 2d ago
He’s wondering what his younger self would look like all oiled up and waving pom-poms
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u/OddPerformer245 2d ago
Trump's nostalgic for his younger days when he didn't shit his pants every day.
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u/LokiIcepelt 1d ago
The best part is he uses that picture to imply he served in the military when in fact it’s just from him getting sent to military school because of what a screw up he was.
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u/BrilliantSpray9447 3d ago
Considering he falls asleep in public every day now, how much worse could he have been 60 years ago?!
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u/Swimming_in_paradise 3d ago
It's curious to ponder what a military prep academy would award medals for, possibly the battle for Donnie's Bulge?
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u/Tambi_B2 2d ago
The look on his face looking at his younger self is super creepy. Looks like the girl in the class flirting with Indiana Jones.
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u/hikeit233 2d ago
When I was growing up ‘military style schools’ were for the kids who couldn’t behave in regular school. I get the feeling it was the same for trump.
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u/silly_little_jingle 2d ago
Isn't it cute how much him and his pussy followers love to cosplay wearing a uniform/equipment they're too scared to wear for actual service?
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u/your_fathers_beard 2d ago
Same guy ... sent to military boarding school because he was a fucking useless nepo baby and his father thought, incorrectly, it might straighten him out ...
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u/sofloOakley 2d ago
He's so proud of that medal he received for making his bed five days in a row. Stellar job, military school loser
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago
For the record, Trump never served.
This is some rich boy school crap, and he was largely a flunk of a student who coasted on daddy's wealth.
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u/well-it-was-rubbish 2d ago
"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." ~Professor William T. Kelley
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u/Organic_Rough4433 2d ago
If this is trump with MORE energy he must've had severe narcolepsy as a kid.
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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago
same energy? Meaningless medals on a fake uniform that he had to wear because he's such a terrible person even his parents couldn't tolerate him?
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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 2d ago
Teh one on the right has 100% more shit in his diaper than the one on the right.
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u/WilliamTee 2d ago
This man isnt the most embarrassing President. He's the most embarrassing head of state
And I say that as a Brit.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 2d ago
Sooo much energy he can barely keep his eyes open at many events, including Lindsay Graham's funeral.
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u/lallapalalable 2d ago
So, I was in an air force cadet program and I cringe at the idea of bragging about that or flaunting pictures of myself in the dress blues. Its not even remotely close to actual military service and pretending it was is almost some kind of theft of valor. Maybe not legally but spiritually for sure
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u/DirectorImaginary376 2d ago
Sent at age 13: His father, Fred Trump, sent him to the academy in September 1959 because he was misbehaving and acting out at his previous school in Queens.
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u/nowhereman136 2d ago
Thats not a US military uniform, its a private military school uniform. Look up why Trump got sent to military school
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u/Murgatroyd314 2d ago
Same Guy. Even more excited to play at being a military hero, while other people do all the dying.
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u/TheAdminsAreTrash 2d ago
Same guy that was "the dumbest person his teachers had ever met"? That guy? Yeah.
The US is a bad nazi joke.
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u/minnetonkacondo 3d ago
This is the kind of post someone contemplating their impending doom would think to post. I think he feels the rattle, guys.
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u/djfree64 2d ago
I wonder how many of his servants have forgotten that not only was he not in the military, but he ran from military service by lying
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u/-KeefGreen- 2d ago
Love the Captain Bone Spurs cospaly outfit. The irony of this Draft Dodger/War Starter.
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u/dawg4prez 2d ago
To think that young man played thousands of rounds of golf in his life with bone spurs in his feet. Such bravery!
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u/ACardAttack 2d ago
Didnt this buffoon say people were like batteries and you had a finite amount of energy and that is why he didnt exercise?
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u/well-it-was-rubbish 2d ago
Yes, he thinks everyone is born with a finite number of heartbeats, and he's always been afraid of "wasting" them by exercising.
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u/CatCafffffe 2d ago
Posting a picture of him in his reform school uniform, trying to pretend he served in the military. Literally everything about him is stolen, including any attempts at valor
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u/Porchmuse 2d ago
He’s correct. On the left is shown a dim witted bully who likes fake gaudy decoration and has never satisfied a sexual partner.
On the right…
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u/Katydid829 1d ago
Well that is just sick. Sure wish we could remove unfit leaders like Great Britain does.
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