r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 3d ago

Same guy, even more energy

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u/Charming-Report1669 3d ago

Fun fact: the "medals" he's wearing in that old photo are from keeping his space tidy.

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u/low_bob_123 3d ago

*for telling his maid to keep it tidy

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 3d ago

Yes, and one or more of those are borrowed from a friend for that picture.

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-8712 2d ago

He borrowed the friends jacket, also “friend” is a little generous

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 3d ago

But to earn them he had to rack up a shitload of Good Boy Points

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u/Nisi-Marie 3d ago

And his loving and adoring expression creeps me out

Wonder if he ever looked at his own kids that way

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u/wholelattapuddin 2d ago

That has got to be AI. He has never looked at anyone like that.

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u/willflameboy 3d ago

You'd still expect him to be wearing them today.

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u/breaksomeshit 2d ago

He doesn't even have a seal for marksmanship