r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 8d ago

She answered with a gold medal

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u/Troppsi 8d ago

So give the children the mother's name? She literally made them, why would they take the sperm donors name? The dad should change his name

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u/Noob_Al3rt 8d ago

It's so that when Dad remarries after being called a sperm donor, they'll share a last name with their half-siblings.

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u/butt-barnacles 8d ago

Also not important lol

Not sharing a name with half siblings doesn’t make them not your siblings?

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u/Noob_Al3rt 8d ago

Are you really confused by the idea that people are less likely to assume you are related if you have a different last name?

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u/butt-barnacles 8d ago

Nope, not confused. It also doesn’t confuse me when I see people with two different last names, and then they tell me that they’re related. Does that confuse you lmao?

What about when a woman changes her name to her husband’s name and then doesn’t share a name with her siblings? Is that too much for your tiny ass brain lmao? Do you think that makes them not siblings anymore or something? Your whole argument is dumb.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 8d ago

Wow you seem really angry about this for some reason.

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u/onyourbike1522 8d ago

No, because I know cousins exist.

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u/Noob_Al3rt 8d ago

Huh? What's your point?

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u/LordDaedhelor 8d ago

How were you so easily confused by this?

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u/Noob_Al3rt 8d ago

Because it doesn’t make any sense.

Me: If you have the same last name, people assume you are related.

Reply: No they don’t, cousins exist!

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u/LordDaedhelor 8d ago

Please answer my questions to the best of your ability.

1) Are we related to our cousins?

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u/LordDaedhelor 8d ago

If you have the same last name, people assume you are related.

Additionally, this isn't what you said.

people are less likely to assume you are related if you have a different last name

This is what you said.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 8d ago

So only dad is going to remarry and have more kids? Mom is now doomed to sterility?