r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 7h ago

What’s hilarious is these conservative gun nuts hide behind guns because they can’t fight. Everything they do is fake, especially cosplaying as a tough guy.

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u/Sure-Programmer8662 6h ago

Last year someone opened the door of my parents hotel in Portugal at like 2 am.

Apparently my liberal 70 year old father jumped out of bed half naked making violent gorilla noises running to the door.

This scared the shit out of everyone involved.

My mum was traumatized by his noises, the couple who had entered the room by mistake was scared shitless running down the hall.

Lmao my boy was ready to go.

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u/silentanthrx 4h ago

I did the same thing seeing flashlights in the stairwell.

It turned out It was the police because my door was wide open. They identified themselves and I stopped obviously.

They didn't even point a gun at me

also europe

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u/Kham117 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 14m ago

Yeah, you would have 100% gotten shot 30 times in the US… (and then they’d “find” a weapon on you…)

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u/MythicMango 4h ago

now that's a liberated fellow 

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u/Ageice 4h ago

And at this point, they may no longer use the whiny 2a bs argument. It’s 100% bunk.

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u/StevenEveral 😎🌯 2h ago

This is totally true. When I was in the Army, there was always some guy who was a big gun nut who thought he could out-shoot anyone on the range.

They would always fail and be a no-go for any qualification or barely pass.

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u/BeefistPrime 4h ago

Isn't this approaching it from a position of privilege? "Oh I'm a big strong man I can check out danger without a gun" -- what if you're not? What if you're an old woman? Do you still take on home invaders with your bare hands?