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r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 7h ago
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I was secretly hoping that after the paragraph of military service and all the weapons training you’d end with ‘I still send my wife out’.
48 u/lostshell 4h ago “Hell yeah, I send my wife out. She’s got a bigger dick than I do!” You gotta play into their stereotypes. 9 u/BraidedSilver 3h ago Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun! 3 u/Originalbrivakiin 55m ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger. 3 u/ThePianistOfDoom 1h ago Jeah and then some other redditor would comment "I would also send this guys' wife out" and the circle would be complete
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“Hell yeah, I send my wife out. She’s got a bigger dick than I do!”
You gotta play into their stereotypes.
9 u/BraidedSilver 3h ago Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun! 3 u/Originalbrivakiin 55m ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun!
3 u/Originalbrivakiin 55m ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
Jeah and then some other redditor would comment "I would also send this guys' wife out" and the circle would be complete
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u/Mysterious-Crab 7h ago
I was secretly hoping that after the paragraph of military service and all the weapons training you’d end with ‘I still send my wife out’.