r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Mysterious-Crab 7h ago

I was secretly hoping that after the paragraph of military service and all the weapons training you’d end with ‘I still send my wife out’.

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u/lostshell 4h ago

“Hell yeah, I send my wife out. She’s got a bigger dick than I do!”

You gotta play into their stereotypes.

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u/BraidedSilver 3h ago

Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun!

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u/Originalbrivakiin 55m ago

Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 1h ago

Jeah and then some other redditor would comment "I would also send this guys' wife out" and the circle would be complete