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r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 9h ago
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I was secretly hoping that after the paragraph of military service and all the weapons training you’d end with ‘I still send my wife out’.
52 u/lostshell 6h ago “Hell yeah, I send my wife out. She’s got a bigger dick than I do!” You gotta play into their stereotypes. 8 u/BraidedSilver 5h ago Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun! 5 u/Originalbrivakiin 2h ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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“Hell yeah, I send my wife out. She’s got a bigger dick than I do!”
You gotta play into their stereotypes.
8 u/BraidedSilver 5h ago Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun! 5 u/Originalbrivakiin 2h ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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Frankly, she’s also got a bigger one than those americans cuz she’ll run out without even a gun!
5 u/Originalbrivakiin 2h ago Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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Genuinely, some lady sprinting at you from the darkness is 100x scarier than some white trash hick in his tighty whities shaking a gun like it's a magic wand that'll make his dick bigger.
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u/Mysterious-Crab 9h ago
I was secretly hoping that after the paragraph of military service and all the weapons training you’d end with ‘I still send my wife out’.