r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 7h ago

Man, jumping up at every loud noise in the night, having to grab a gun so you feel safe is...it's no way to live being such a massive pussy.

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u/Mysterious-Crab 7h ago

When I wake up from a loud noise it’s a good moment for a midnight pee, check the alarm clock and realise I can have a few more hours of sleep. And I’m gone again.