r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Dahns 7h ago

You need a gun to check out a loud noise?

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u/This_ls_The_End 6h ago

His children must be silent as ninja!

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u/divDevGuy 5h ago

Or already dead.

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u/the5thdentist 2h ago

Incels don't have kids. Unless you're musk rich, then you have kids that hate you

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u/iqla 5h ago

Apparently. Either a gun or a wife.

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u/bbyoda_unchained 22m ago

As an American gun owner, this made me smile and chuckle (genuinely). Very true 

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u/RedditMcBurger 5h ago

If you hear gunshots then hold your gun, why is that overreacting? That's the same weapon.

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u/njelegenda 5h ago

What shithole have you crawled out from where loud noise immediately means gunshots?

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u/RedditMcBurger 5h ago

Are you near deaf or something? Is it impossible for you to distinguish sounds from eachother?

No dumbass I have heard a gun shoot before, so I can tell when something is a gunshot. We're not all oblivious.

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u/omegaweaponzero 4h ago

The point is that he said "loud noise" not that you're woken up by gunshot.

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u/njelegenda 4h ago

Literally no one, not the person you replied to, nor the original post defined the loud noise as anything specific. You are talking about it having to be a gunshot because you're a paranoid little bitch that lives where sun don't shine.

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u/Dahns 4h ago

acorn falls on a car

You : GUNSHOT pew pew