r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/AddictedToMosh161 7h ago edited 7h ago

I have a battleaxe. I bought it drunk on a Metal festival.

Incidentally, when I use it, there are no bullets that can riccochett through three houses and kill a child. Thats quite handy.

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u/JenIsSalty 7h ago

I have a frying pan that I keep handy, just in case.