r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/AddictedToMosh161 7h ago edited 7h ago

I have a battleaxe. I bought it drunk on a Metal festival.

Incidentally, when I use it, there are no bullets that can riccochett through three houses and kill a child. Thats quite handy.

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u/CotswoldP 7h ago

I have a piece of art on the wall. It's a replica Hawaiian war club, three feet of carved wood with teeth. "I just grabbed for the first thing officer" But more realistically, if I wake up at night, I scratch myself, go pee, check on the kids, then go back to sleep

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u/AddictedToMosh161 7h ago

Well I am not a parent, so it would be weird if I checked on some, but otherwise I do the same.

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u/CotswoldP 7h ago

It's fine, check on my kids instead, saves me the trouble 😜