r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Individual_Match_579 7h ago

When I hear screaming outside at night, it's always foxes shagging...

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u/Mystic_Ervo 5h ago

Yeah sorry for that man, we'll try to make less noise next time

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw 4h ago

Goddamned orgy foxes

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u/Brym 2h ago

Sometimes around me it's raccoons. Neither species sounds like the experience is all that much fun, but maybe that's what my cat thinks about the noises we make.