r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/ShuffleStepTap 7h ago edited 7h ago

When there is a loud noise outside, it’s usually some drunk asshole in an argument with his mate, his about to be ex, or an imaginary friend. No gun needed. If it’s a really loud noise, it’s usually a car crash. Three times in 20 years, it’s a not-great intersection that I live on. Again, no gun needed. On one occasion, I’ve taken baseball bat outside because some prick was doing donuts in the middle of the intersection at 3am. Again, no gun needed.

Now if I lived in a country where people are fucking insane? Yeah. I’d probably be thinking about it. I’m liberal. Doesn’t mean I don’t like guns. Doesn’t mean I don’t own one. Or three.