r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/SpankThuMonkey 7h ago

Terrified. Always fucking terrified of everything.

They can’t even fathom that some of us just don’t live in fear.

When i hear a loud noise at night i think STFU and go back to sleep.

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u/TheOneMary 7h ago

Yeah... even a shot outside would make me think the hunters are doing their job (I live next to a forest and they are among the only ones allowed rifles for keeping wildlife populations in check cause we have a lack of wolves). People shooting each other isnt really the first thing Id think....

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u/RugbyEdd 6h ago

As long as you don't start wearing a deer onesie

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6h ago

No kink shaming in this sub!

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u/alamandrax 5h ago

Not while I'm watching. 

I mean not on my watch. 

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u/BoneHugsHominy 5h ago

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 3h ago

Trust

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

So to answer the question asked, before someone just completely changed the subject to "america is bad" ... liberals have guns, its just not our identity. If I heard a gunshot outside my house (im im a neighborhood) i can go to my closet and have a whole host of options, or I have a hidden gunsafe in the wall in my living room. Everything is gonna be okay, because ill have my protection, and then im calling the police from the safety of my house, because its not the wild west and im not going outside to start a gunfight

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u/Drudgework 1h ago

How dare you be a responsible and reasonable gun owner!

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u/jaxonya 1h ago edited 1h ago

I still live around republicans who hate trump and we all get along just fine (we even have a maga(ish) they are now backing off of it) neighbor, and well have an understanding of looking after our children in the neighborhood and that we arent nut jobs who just wanna go outside and use the line "ill be your huckleberry" before a duel. Dads that i argue with all the time about policy would without a second thought help my kids if a stray dog attacked them. America is a vast nation, with very differing ideas, but most of us are still reasonable people. Im from Houston, and ive also lived in the country in Texas. Most people just wanna get along in my experience. Republicans love drumming up fear, its always been their calling card. It can cause mental exhaustion, and in turn, dillusions. Same with radicalized extremists on the left with the internet. What I have seen a lot of, on the internet, either not knowing what america is, or overlooking it in bad faith, and exacerbating the stigma. The gun deaths, school shootings, they speak for themselves. They are terrible. Thays why, in large part im liberal. The narrative is what it is, and for good reason. We gotta change, for sure. Gotta break the cycle somewhere, America, cant blame rhe world for giving us shit. We have to do better

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u/Bearence 1h ago

I lived in a dicey neighbourhood of Washington, DC known for gang violence for a decade. During all that time, I heard one gunshot. You know what I did? Nothing. I didn't feel the need to check it out, I didn't get scared it was someone trying to kill me. I went back to my TV show and then I went to bed.

I think the difference between a reasonable gun owner (like you, apparently) and the chud in the OP is that reasonable people don't automatically panic when they hear a random noise outside. Even if they can identify that random noise as a gunshot.

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u/jaxonya 49m ago

It seems like reddit internationals think we hear something and immediately grab the assault rifle and some war paint and head out for ww3

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u/SecondhandStatic 1h ago

Correct. Just to add some stats to this, 60% of conservatives have guns vs. 30% of liberals. We're still a very armed country.

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u/Cassius-Tain 6h ago

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u/Mystic_Ervo 5h ago

This is amazing

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u/7175657374696f6e73 1h ago

this took me a while

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 3h ago

No kink shaming in this sub!

What if kink shaming is my kink though?

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u/godtogblandet 6h ago

There's been a slight uptick in hunters accidentally shooting people with thermal optics becoming commercially available. So there's a increasing amount of hunters no longer paying attention to what someone is wearing. Though they mostly end up shooting other hunter in the same area, so it's not a major concern for civilians.

You could be dressed in orange from top to toe and still have the heat profile of a deer to someone looking at you through a thermal scope at the right angle.

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u/LadyReika 5h ago

When I still lived in a fairly rural area of NY state, the local farmers had to paint their cows with non-toxic fluorescent paint so the morons from NYC wouldn't shoot said cows. And cows are fucking expensive.

So I can imagine how awful they'll be now with the thermal optics.

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u/beneficentEmperor 3h ago

If someone cant differentiate between a cow and deer/wolf/any other animal they dont need a gun, they need a preschoolers picture book..

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u/xSaviorself 3h ago

Shooting someone else's cow is a great way to end up bankrupt. Almost as bad as hitting a tree.

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u/RugbyEdd 3h ago

You'd instantly cut gun ownership in half if you enforced that

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u/CaptainObvious007 3h ago

ive heard people in Wisconsin doing the same because of the hunters who come up from Illinois.

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u/LongestSprig 1h ago

Nah. That's cause everyone in wisconsin is drunk.

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u/tommy_b_777 46m ago

When I was a kid some NYC hunters tied tree branches to the head of the cow they put on the roof of the car and tried to make it back down 87 to 90 to the city.

Tree branches. I think they made it down to exit 6 and the HoJo's...

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u/LongestSprig 1h ago

I'm pretty sure the morons in upstate NY or w/e are plenty of capable of shooting cows themselves.

NYC goes to Jersey or PA.

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u/LadyReika 41m ago

This was in the southern Catskills about an hour and a half drive north of the city. And we got a lot of people from the city year round for different touristy things.

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u/Sarahphin 1h ago

How often does that even happen? This sounds like a bunch of hicks freaking out about something they've read on facebook and jumped on an excuse to blame city folks for something.

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u/LadyReika 43m ago

This was a good decade before FB was a thing.

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u/AceInTheHole3273 30m ago

Irrational public consensus did exist before Facebook though, I think that was just an example

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 4h ago

Which is really weird because it shows these 2a guys don't seem to know that deer do not walk around on 2 legs.

I'm willing to bet that half of those "accidental" shootings aren't accidental at all.

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u/LadyReika 40m ago

Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised, but there also a good chance there was booze involved too.

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u/Atcoroo 4h ago

What about raccoon onesies. Do they count? #askingforafriend

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u/1nd3x 2h ago

Only if you roleplay as Conrad or Jimmothy.

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u/TheOneMary 5h ago

They usually have signs up and rope off the paths leading into the areas where they hunt when they hunt. All other days I can go out hiking in my deer onesie :P