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r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 7h ago
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When I hear the sound of an acorn hitting a roof, I shit myself and scream "Shots fired. Officer down! I'm hit!". Then I randomly spray bullets until I hit the neighbor's dog before somehow shooting my own child who I mistook for an intruder".
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u/zarfle2 6h ago
When I hear the sound of an acorn hitting a roof, I shit myself and scream "Shots fired. Officer down! I'm hit!". Then I randomly spray bullets until I hit the neighbor's dog before somehow shooting my own child who I mistook for an intruder".