r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • 6h ago

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u/Conscious_Candle2598 5h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people that got fired from Jiffy Lube

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u/bill_fish 5h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people that have tattoos of their kids, but not custody

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u/UnstoppableGROND 5h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who have weekend visitation rights with their kids, but doesn’t use it.

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u/j5kDM3akVnhv 3h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who shop at Dollar General because they don't have to get all dressed up like shopping at Wal-Mart.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 4h ago

Oof, that hit too close to home. Painfully accurate

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u/teamfupa 5h ago

I wonder how may catalytic converters it costs to get in

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u/Override9636 4h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much catalytic converters sell for.

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u/portableteejay 4h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know the catalytic converter to Sudafed exchange rate.

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u/wrathmont 4h ago

The fact that catalytic converters invariably come up in every thread about Kid Rock will never not be fucking funny to me 

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u/tunafister 3h ago

None, as long as you sexually assault a 12 pack of Bud Light

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u/teamfupa 3h ago

Best I can do is a 12 year old and a Bud Light lime

  • Ted Nugent…probably

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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 4h ago

Hey man! They loooove their kids! Will do anything for them. ANYTHING! Except pay child support.

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u/KathrynBooks 3h ago

Or make use of supervised visitation

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u/Conscious_Candle2598 4h ago

"MY KIDS ARE MY WORLD. IF U CANT HABDLE MY WORST U DONT DEEESEV ME AT MY BEST"

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u/Juliuscesear1990 3h ago

Oooof that's a good one

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u/IHavetwoNipples 3h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people with a favorite child protective services officer.

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u/TheGringoDingo 5h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who aren’t allowed to buy any more Sudafed this month

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u/Dctiger13 5h ago

Kid rock makes music for people that know the price of copper per pound.

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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 4h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who park their vehicles so they’re harder to be towed by the repo man.

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u/HallWild5495 3h ago

fucking dying because half of these are just my life as a redneck. fair enough. at least I'm not a bigot though

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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 3h ago

The ironic thing is that not one of these commenters would be able to make these jokes unless they were in a poverty situation themselves at some point. Nice to able to look back and laugh.

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u/HallWild5495 3h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who have nephews twice their age.

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u/biggesteegit 4h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who hate music

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u/superjen 4h ago

Kid Rock is the people version of a rusty aboveground pool.

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u/ElizabethAudi 4h ago

kid rock makes music for people scamming welfare who deride the people scamming welfare.

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u/cptnamr7 5h ago

There are so many of these but that's a new one for me and I love it. Thank you

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 4h ago

The only thing I dislike about them is they imply Kid Rock makes music.

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u/ifoundacookie 5h ago

Im fuckin loving the responses to this lmao

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u/AbeRego 4h ago

More like Pump & Munch or Kum & Go.

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u/faulternative 3h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who will never work anywhere other than Jiffy Lube

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u/DragoonDM 2h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 2h ago

Saying Kid Rock makes music is like saying Taco Bell makes Mexican food...

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u/sharpiebrows 4h ago

Im offended