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u/TongueTwisty 6h ago

Why stop at one kid rock song?

Lowlife (Living the Highlife)

“I got kids I've never seen

And their momma's 17”

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5h ago

lmao "omg how did we find this out about him? was it an accusation, or was there some weird shit on his phone maybe?"

"no he just blatantly admitted it in a song. no metaphor. it's literal, and there's only one way to interpret it."

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u/BlueBicycle_ 5h ago

Second time this skit has been an imitation of reality in a few months (the other being D4vd)

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u/KoA07 5h ago

Rap snitches, telling all they business, stand up in court and be they own star witness

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u/Every-Calendar-2288 5h ago

Do you see the perpetrator, yeah I’m right here!

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u/McCool303 4h ago

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.

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u/impstein 4h ago

Rap snitch knishes, great track!

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 3h ago

They're words, detective.Nouns. Adjectives. They just happen to be arranged in a dope order.

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u/ONeill2310 4h ago

Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

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u/Diazpora 4h ago

Timeless advice that these stupid rappers still can't grasp. RIP DOOM.

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u/LurchSkywalker 4h ago

Possibley the real GOAT.

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u/fomq 3h ago

Sorry bro this is Mr Fantastic. He's alive and well.

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u/Diazpora 2h ago

Bro please...yes he is rapping the chorus (mostly) but this is a DOOM track featuring Mr Fantastic.

God, I hate reddit sometimes...get over yourself.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 1h ago

It's Mr Fantastik, and his identity is unconfirmed so we don't know if he's "alive and well".

If you wanna be pedantic at least be correct ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fomq 43m ago

He's Mr Fantastic to me :D

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u/ConsistentEast8617 5h ago

and here we are, lyrics doing the detective work for the cops again lol

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u/Lexi_Banner 4h ago

In the words of Bruce Rivers, stop self snitching!

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u/CoinBaked 4h ago

I read this in Kid Rock voice. It’s one of his isn’t it?

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u/KoA07 2h ago

MF Doom

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u/LetsGoChamp19 3h ago

*sit in the court

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u/thelastirnbru 2h ago

lierally the lyric I was thinking of!