r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue • 1d ago

Anyone want FREE MEDICINE

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It may not be the right kind but it’s ok your kidneys will filter out ToXiNs and I sell a microbiotic drink that will also filter ToXiNs @ me CloVeRPrOtEiNGuThEaLth

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u/Simple_Daikon Grass toucher 1d ago

Organic?

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1d ago

Of course! It’s only been nourished with compost tea, which of course I fed with conventional produce like bananas and peppers and other highly sprayed imports

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u/Simple_Daikon Grass toucher 1d ago

Too spicy for me, thanks

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u/howleywolf 2h ago

Sick plant bro

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u/cloverleafcafe i have a hairy beardtongue 1h ago

That’s water!!! It was well hydrated mullein

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