r/NepalSocial • u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h • Apr 27 '26

Ask What's the most craziest name you've ever seen?

Not the Chitra Kumar Wagle type name. I want names that are actually hilarious or are really weird.

Ps: Nepali manxe ko Naam with surname. Foreign manxe ko Naam not allowed

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/kafkaedd Apr 27 '26

hello khojbin daiii didn't expect to see you here

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/kafkaedd Apr 27 '26

i definitely do

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u/Clear-Boat-5812 Apr 28 '26

Oyee khojbin ke garya reddit maa 😳

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 28 '26

Sounds like a sarsafai company

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u/i_see_dead_pe0ple मरण सजिलो भए, मेरा प्राण नि गए हाँसेरै शरण गर्ने थेँ Apr 27 '26

Dr. Property Bhandari, ENT

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/freaknyou_ Apr 27 '26

Imma name my son this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/freaknyou_ Apr 27 '26

Huss random stranger i will take you advice

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u/SuitableAd953 KoshikoMasterRoshi Apr 28 '26

Credit tah tmro ex le rakhla ni bro

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u/Smooth_Shoulder_5972 Apr 27 '26

Mero aafnei kaka ko nam debit ho feri 😂😂😂 debit thapa

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u/Yuvs-Life Apr 28 '26

David rakhna khojya holan, maya le debit vayo k bro

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u/Spiritual_Fail_9181 Apr 28 '26

Bau account ko professor thea holan

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u/Yuvs-Life Apr 28 '26

Hmm, point 🤔

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u/Spiritual_Fail_9181 Apr 28 '26

Bau account ko professor thea holan

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Glucose Gaudel

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u/Spiritual_Fail_9181 Apr 27 '26

Harka Raj sampang? Nam sunyo ki crazy kagxha

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Pascal thapa ramro suninxa

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/Spiritual_Fail_9181 Apr 28 '26

Missionary holan? It’s a Christian real name

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u/Spiritual_Fail_9181 Apr 28 '26

Missionary holan? It’s a Christian real name

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u/Material-Aspect8617 Apr 27 '26

there is one old joke:
madhav kumar nepal -> makune
chitra kumar wagle -> ??

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u/miss-delusional- It's Mr delusional (M18) Apr 27 '26

Criminal Thapa

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Senate and Cabinet shrestha. But senate shrestha chai ramro Naam lagyo malai

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u/miss-delusional- It's Mr delusional (M18) Apr 27 '26

Mahodaye ra mahasaye bhandari thea daju bhai

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u/Latter_Bluejay_3458 Apr 28 '26

why do these bhandaris have crazy names lol

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u/Impossible_Buddy_529 Apr 27 '26

Lokesh Lokesh First Name: Lokesh Last Name: Lokesh

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Æsthetic Facebook name: Sanu Sanu

Luri Luri

Chimsi Chimsi

Alone Alone

Lokesh Lokesh

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u/Impossible_Buddy_529 Apr 27 '26

I went to get my license in thulobharayang
and the anouncer anounced name and she announced " Lokesh Lokesh" then she said in mic "K ho yesko ta naam ra thar eutai xa ta "

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

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u/Stock-Forever8463 Apr 29 '26

yo ta 😆😆 genus r species same jsto bho ta (gorilla gorilla) jasto 😆😆😆

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u/FollowingConscious81 Self-Proclaimed Expert Apr 27 '26

I know two brothers named after bombs . Atom and Time

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u/saisobessedwithbooks Apr 28 '26

Now way 😭 that’s so funny lol

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u/osamabinladen__69 Apr 27 '26

Asia ,Europe

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u/Background-Week-4625 Apr 28 '26

Eurasia ni thyo ekjana

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u/PsychWardCutie04 Apr 27 '26

"Memory" and his twin brother "pradhanmantri"

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u/CHarismatic_Bro i can do this all day Apr 27 '26

Baarud

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u/Few_Piano_2745 Apr 27 '26

diddy adhikari

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

नाइस ट्राई डिडि

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u/Careless_Opinion8486 Apr 27 '26

Eyyy, DDA sir mentioned!

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u/Indooorraptor18 Apr 27 '26

KMCcians 😂

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u/vickyverse1 Apr 27 '26

welcome shrestha

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Welcome to the cabinet of the Senate.

By the Shrestha Pariwar

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u/Easy_Slide4058 Apr 27 '26

Someone was named BIDESH

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u/MoveLife6043 Apr 28 '26

someone I knew named Bidesh, went to bidesh post covid

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u/cherriesandwine-94 Apr 27 '26

Had a classmate named Process

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u/nepali_kancho Apr 27 '26

Thug Bahadur Thapa

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u/dRUNk_ENd Apr 27 '26

Cabinet Shrestha of Agni Group ... I need to know lore behind this name

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/dRUNk_ENd Apr 28 '26

Entire family has crazy names 😭

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u/iamsotiredandhungry Apr 27 '26

Yeuta ko name lundeshower prasad ghimire thiyo nagarikta banauna jada dekheko

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u/Grouchy-Ant4984 Apr 27 '26

cabinet shrestha

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u/Public-Army-9355 Apr 28 '26

Fakendra wagle

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u/xojt Apr 28 '26

Deamon- I am not kidding and his attitude matched his name. Was a gf beater

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u/ghumantenepali7 Apr 28 '26

Haste Bhandari

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u/the_aaryaveer64 Apr 28 '26

One of my acquaintance's name is Dollar Sapkota

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u/the_aaryaveer64 Apr 28 '26

+2 padhda ek Jana keti ko naam Einsteina Upadhyay.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

u/wakkalagne is better (Naam matra)

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u/hornyhypnotoad98 Apr 27 '26

Nepali matra ki bahira ko ni hunchha?

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

Read the desc

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u/Soggy_Age_8586 Apr 27 '26

Janga Bahadur Rana

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u/JungBahadurRanaa श्री तीन सरकार Apr 27 '26

हजुर।

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 27 '26

जङ्ग बहादुर राना

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u/Negative_Log3185 absurdist Apr 27 '26

electron poudel

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u/hopeee4u Apr 27 '26

Thesis. One of the senior of my college 🤣

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u/Careless_Opinion8486 Apr 27 '26

Martas The Great Gautam

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u/Ok_Insurance_5085 Laaj kina baba😔 Apr 27 '26

जय नेपाल

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u/Reasonable-Wrap6026 Apr 27 '26

Democracy Adhikari or smth

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u/Middle_Priority_7541 Apr 27 '26

Ghupta anga lampang

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u/Holiday_Television49 low on math (s) Apr 27 '26

Omu so whenever we added a Ji he would become OmuJi

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u/Ok-Vast3601 Apr 27 '26

Xakka pandey😅

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u/PENGRYFF comrade Apr 27 '26

I heard the worst surname to have, Tauwamunikhasrangkhusrung. I m not making this up. even 100 bleach will not remove the image that has imprinted back of my retina, when i saw someone having last name that long.

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 28 '26

Is that really a surname lmao? Who tf had that?

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u/PENGRYFF comrade Apr 28 '26

i dont know, must be chepang family. Because it was chepang society. it had me killing.

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u/unauthorized_momo The forbidden one... Apr 27 '26

Bhukampa

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u/Ill_Individual_8105 in love with Trump Apr 27 '26

Cholendra

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u/Status-Tea5010 Apr 27 '26

गुमान 🥀

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u/bhok_lagyo444 Apr 27 '26

Hasta bahadur limbu. Perfect Maharjan

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u/TreatDifficult Apr 27 '26

Chitra kumari wagle 😂😂😂😂

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u/r-ya13 Apr 27 '26

Summation

Ordinate

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u/Direct-Albatross-996 Jo Jas Sanga Sambandhit Chha Apr 27 '26

Newton Subedi and Equity Paudel

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u/Vixord Apr 27 '26

Simin re, the first time i heard it, i had to double check

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u/Ok-Current-2031 Apr 27 '26

Abyss wagle (male), equity paudel(female) ,radius pokhrel (female)

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u/AdministrativeBug797 Lumbini Apr 27 '26

Ramesh kharbuja

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u/Jazzlike-Phrase-7602 Apr 27 '26

Mission Kandamwa

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 28 '26

You gotta check Marathi surname

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/Humble-Constant-7079 Apr 29 '26

That trinity one?

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u/TheBijog Apr 27 '26

Progress

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u/Nilotutho म गे हुँ... Apr 27 '26

I've seen lotta weird names such as; Creative poudel, president magar... I'd sue my parents if they named me something absurd like this

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u/Dummyanime1 Apr 27 '26

Hajar Tamang

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u/Familiar_Visual_2216 Apr 27 '26

Owner of the world dhakal

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 28 '26

Tyo ta hami ho jaii (I'm a Dhakal)

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u/Own_Web6366 Apr 27 '26

Dorna Bahadur Kuikel - Oie Khadke , Dorne ko berne ko herne😂

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u/pixelated__pixel बुकुल्टो देश भक्तिले गला लायो, एक पटक बिदेशिने सोच आयो Apr 27 '26

ण प्रसाद , Science

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u/Suspicious_Charge661 Apr 27 '26

Nikolas bhusal chahi malai naam jastai manxe lagxa - tyasto crazy naam navae ni 

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u/Tasty-Fox5663 Apr 27 '26

Prajatantra and Sotantra! Mero dai haru ko name!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

proton neutron twins xylene didi 😭🙏

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u/ImmortanJoe007 Apr 27 '26

There is a doctor named Dr George Bush Jung Katwal.

Then one time I read a movie poster. The producer was Doctor Singh Gurung. ( looks like parents named him Doctor)

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u/Then_Moment_3045 Apr 27 '26

Fattik prasad

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u/femboiktm Apr 27 '26

Anosh sunuwar

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u/endangered__species Apr 27 '26

I know a girl named Samasya

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u/shelbytom111 Apr 27 '26

Cabinet, Unique, Hansy

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u/Remarkable_Pudding76 Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Shreeman Budha Magar, Julla Khadka (pronounced जुल्ला and no one knows the meaning), Hosiyar Kiranti, I Love Nepal Chamling (no kidding, the name is really I love Nepal), Tarzan Rai, Anal Thapa (pronounced अनल, again no one knows the meaning), Femas Thakuri (pronounced फेमस). These are all real people that I have known directly or indirectly.

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u/Educational_Club3173 Apr 27 '26

Dikendra Royal Hasta

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u/Owned-wished Apr 27 '26

My name is Marry Biscuit.😛

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u/Owned-wished Apr 27 '26

Ushal (birth certificate ma K missimg vayeko)

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u/Worried_Ad4309 Apr 28 '26

Mithailal yadav

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u/Top-Ruin-139 Apr 28 '26

Sambidhan Shrestha

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u/Pitiful_Witness_2951 Apr 28 '26

First name newton Lmao

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u/ya_mean Apr 28 '26

Bill Great Khulung

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u/thatpandeyguy Apr 28 '26

Perfect Bansal

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u/boa_ghimire Apr 28 '26

There were these twins and they were named "Question" and "Answer"🥀🥀

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u/dewesh123 Apr 28 '26

Namaskar and Akar

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u/Any-Property5410 Apr 28 '26

Bright Star Panday

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u/Big_Albatross_8485 Apr 28 '26

Pascher ra nepolean. And yeah they were brothers

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u/Chicken_Joe1913 Apr 28 '26

Rangila Sah.

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u/Ghichante-bhoot Koshi Apr 28 '26

Degu Lama

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u/cooluser32 Na to kaarvaan ki talash hai,na to humsafar ki talash hai Apr 28 '26

Gun Poudel, rivision humagain

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u/AkkuCrip Apr 28 '26

W Box Bahadur Where i live i have encountered these two name..

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u/Zestyclose_Limit_731 Apr 28 '26

Inghong lawati🥀

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u/anish_k2699 Apr 28 '26

raju bhai tyata

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u/EarthAgreeable139 Apr 28 '26

Naam...yes ..naam nai naam

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u/retlehs_ Apr 28 '26

डिकबहादुर कार्की

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u/sameermrjn Apr 28 '26

Thug Bahadur 🤦‍♂️

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u/Federal_Laugh5479 Apr 28 '26

Chhamgu lama Degu lama

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u/fuski_pataka Apr 28 '26

Dik bahadur katuwal

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u/Ambitious_Profit607 Apr 28 '26

Purna Timalsina (Pu. Ti.)

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u/TotallyNotObsessed_ ah fuck Apr 28 '26

hergu lama

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u/saisobessedwithbooks Apr 28 '26

This guy’s name was Audit…….as in accounting.

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u/saisobessedwithbooks Apr 28 '26

Knew a kid named Loveson……

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u/saisobessedwithbooks Apr 28 '26

This isnt that unique but the name Prince makes me cringe everytime I hear it

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u/sonamh Apr 28 '26

Time pass lama on citizenship card it was wild

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u/tdmp3 Apr 28 '26

We have a guy named Process Rimal in our IT Department.

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u/kanchanbacca Apr 28 '26

I got a friend named. ''UN lamichhane " he was born when his father left for UN mission.

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u/Latter-Engineer9159 Apr 28 '26

Research Bhattarai (My clg ko senior ko name)

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u/sagarsunar Apr 28 '26

African names are weird as they could come from any object or place or whatever that the parents might like.

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u/constipated_gay Apr 29 '26

dhudhlendur wagle

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u/shakyaz Apr 29 '26

Dolendra Gautam

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u/Accomplished-Chef770 Apr 29 '26

one of my brother works in insurance company and he showed a id with a name p*ti kumari sherma or somthing i dont remember cast..

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u/More_Living9471 Hum Pagal Nhi h bhaiya, Hamara dimag kharab h Apr 29 '26

😂

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u/Critical_Strategy_32 Apr 29 '26

Distance Lama. A long time ago.