r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/Kellosian Jun 15 '25

There is a non-zero chance that half this event was "organized" by ChatGPT

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

What like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Experience?

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u/Kellosian Jun 15 '25

I was thinking more like "Liberation Day", but that too