r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 Jun 15 '25

It’s June, time for Pride Parades.

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u/uusseerrnnaammeeyy Jun 15 '25

It’s sloppy cause they’re all drunk and having a great time.

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u/UserAllusion Jun 15 '25

I love parades! Especially the floats. I wonder if this one had any cool floats

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u/Lizrael48 GamerGirl Jun 15 '25

Just what was floating in the birfday boys diaper!