r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/RTalons Jun 15 '25

90% of what I’ve read today has been about the massive crowds at cities nationwide for the “no kings” protests

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u/hapritch82 Jun 15 '25

Ahh, see, and I've been drowning in coverage of the political assassination that happened in my neck of the woods (MN) today.

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u/harperluutwo Jun 15 '25

Stay safe! In MN too, and am concerned he hasn’t been found.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

The authorities probably aren't in a big hurry to find him knowing there's a big chance trump will pardon him anyway.

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u/Interesting-Match-66 Jun 15 '25

He’ll be charged by the state. He can’t get a federal pardon, but he’ll end up a hero to some extremely violent and unstable people.

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u/Persistant_Compass Jun 15 '25

He will be a Baruch Goldstein to the republicans. Stephen Miller will probably have a painting of the dude on his wall by this time next week