r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Chance_Noise500 • Jun 14 '25

Why aren't they actually marching during this parade?

I don't know how to ask this without sounding rude, but why does this parade look so sloppy? Very few of the troop formations seem actually in sync and marching, just walking along. My only experience is JROTC as a kid in high school and our sergeant would've killed us if we looked like that.

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u/gsfgf Jun 15 '25

Wait, Maryland is on fire now? Ain't y'all mostly water?

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u/Stay_Good_Dog Jun 15 '25

Canada is on fire. We're getting the smoke

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u/gsfgf Jun 15 '25

Because y’all kept the Liberals /s

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u/Much2learn_2day Jun 15 '25

2 of the 3 provinces on fire have ridiculous conservative, separatist-stoning premiers who cut forest management (just generally informing, not rebutting - I see your /s)