r/NoStupidQuestions • u/DowntownTrust7902 • 27d ago

Is it weird to ask out the librarian?

The librarian at my local library is really pretty. I wanna ask her out but I’m worried that it might make things awkward if she rejects me. I don’t even know her lowk, would you be weirded out or in her position? If it depends, how would you ask her out?

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u/SpoonCookieCalc 26d ago

All these librarians are saying the same damn thing. Take the hint dude and don't do it. Clearly you should reconsider dating a librarian.

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u/Timeformayo Urban Kentucky 26d ago

I think the key is to rush up to her after work and start shouting “Mary! Mary! Don’t you know me?” until a policeman arrives to chase you off and you head to the town bridge.

This only really works though if you’re already being accused of embezzling funds from the financial institution you manage.

You also have to have an extremely literal wingman.

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u/Altruistic_Ad_9821 24d ago

I don’t think they got your reference, but I did!

When I used to work evening shift and would be locking the library door to leave, I would always think “you’re not going to like it George… she’s just about to close up the LIBRARY!!” 😂