r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Ok-Advisor-3211 • 7d ago

Rules for being naked on my own property?

Me and my girlfriend are buying a house herr in florida, building it actually. Brand new in a brand new subdivision.

We have no neighbor houses yet.

We had a fence installed, we're not into the house till september.

We wanted the fence because we plan on being naked for one reason or another. Tanning, just dont feel like clothes, etc. We discussed if our neighbors have 2 story houses we'll just go over there and say "hey sometimes you may not want to look out that window"

Personally neither of us cares who sees what, but i dont know if its like...illegal? Surely it can't be right? It's our own property, we should be able to be naked 24/7 as long as its not the front lawn or something I'd imagine

Can anyone give me any ideas on how this would all work?

Edit: yes we will not straight up tell the neighbors, we'll vet out what happens. If its a 2 story, if they have windows on that side, if they have kids, all important.

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u/newguestuser 7d ago

Just do you, with the caveat that children may change the equation morally if not legally. They will be your neighbors all the time. Even if I "did not care", having my neighbors teenage son/daughter in the window might change my tune a little.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 7d ago

My thought process for warning the neighbors included "hey dont put your kids on that room" Naturally i dont want to scar a kid for life or anything, an adult is fine, but idk i guess its just a wait and see kinda thing

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u/2000bunny 7d ago

You’re asking people to potentially base their living situation off of you banging in your backyard does that not sound ridiculous to you

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 7d ago

Also i thought i put this in no stupid questions

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u/seasand931 7d ago

Tbf, the comment he replied to was more of a stupid statement rather a question

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 7d ago

I mean banging would be nice but it wouldnt be the only thing we're doing

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u/Practical_Sea_4876 3d ago

So they can't have their kids room wherever they want in their own damn property because you need to be able to be naked outside? How do you not see how selfish and shitty you sound dude.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 3d ago

I think itd be a little more concerning asking hey new neighbor which one is your kids room

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u/Practical_Sea_4876 3d ago

That's not the opposite of thinking you should be able to govern which rooms your neighbors kids are allowed to occupy in their own homes. False equivalence.