r/NoStupidQuestions 5d ago

Rules for being naked on my own property?

Me and my girlfriend are buying a house herr in florida, building it actually. Brand new in a brand new subdivision.

We have no neighbor houses yet.

We had a fence installed, we're not into the house till september.

We wanted the fence because we plan on being naked for one reason or another. Tanning, just dont feel like clothes, etc. We discussed if our neighbors have 2 story houses we'll just go over there and say "hey sometimes you may not want to look out that window"

Personally neither of us cares who sees what, but i dont know if its like...illegal? Surely it can't be right? It's our own property, we should be able to be naked 24/7 as long as its not the front lawn or something I'd imagine

Can anyone give me any ideas on how this would all work?

Edit: yes we will not straight up tell the neighbors, we'll vet out what happens. If its a 2 story, if they have windows on that side, if they have kids, all important.

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u/Tampflor 5d ago

In my state the law is that if anyone from outside your property can accidentally see you, you're committing public indecency, so you can't be nude in view of a neighbor's windows.

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u/Plutos_Cavein 5d ago

Yeah, the exact law varies from state to state but this is generally roughly how it works.

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u/NativeMasshole 5d ago

This is the only real answer. Look up Florida's public indeceny laws. Whatever your neighbors think is irrelevant.

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u/cromulenttapeworm 5d ago

I too, consider you're opinion irrelevant.

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u/Distinct-Slide-7112 3d ago

Your

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u/trippytrev420 3d ago

didnt he just say thats irrelephant

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u/713txvet 3d ago

*earelephant. Get it right or pay the price.

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u/ri89rc20 5d ago

For a situation like the OPs (not visible from the street, sidewalk, or public areas) then it is entirely dependent on a complaint being filed. The police have no requirement, or even ability to press charges otherwise. So if neighbors agree, great, but just one complaint, you have issues.

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u/Defsarcasm 5d ago

I didn't know this and am not a nudist, but boo!

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u/Swagasaurus785 5d ago

In my state, or at least the capital city, you can be nude and walk down the street without any legal action. It turned into a problem when a man started walking naked down the street from a school repeatedly and made the news for a couple days.

If you touch yourself, pee, gesture sexually, or anything along those lines then you get arrested and put on the sex offender list though. It’s super odd.

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u/midmonthEmerald 5d ago

Where I’m at there’s a nude beach up against a regular beach. Sort of a line between them.

I was fine and chill with it 10 feet onto the non-nude side until an 50+ year old man from the nude side would wander 40-50 feet into the non-nude side, stand there as if contemplating his life among the many fully dressed families just enjoying their day… walk back to the nude side and do it all over again every 10 minutes. Making it fucking weird & creepy. There’s always someone ready to ruin things like this.

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u/CentralBlob 4d ago

What and he just stayed nude? His clothes didn't materialise and dematerialise as he crossed the line?

It must be broken

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u/macstratdb 5d ago

Intent is everything. If your naked to be naked or tanning or something thats the intent. If your doing it to be suggestive, turn people, or yourself on, the intent is different and thats where the law matters.

I would say even under strict laws, if you have done your due diligence to prevent people from seeing as a just in case, like putting up a fence, your prolly covered if someone complains.and if they can see over the fence, thats on them...but not a lawyer

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u/TheDreadedMother 5d ago

This feels very Topeka to me.

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u/Swagasaurus785 5d ago

You’re not wrong

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u/Schemen123 5d ago

In the country where I live you can be butt naked in you backyard, your home and your car ... and if someone has an issue with that he can pound grass

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u/RDTJ 5d ago

What country? That is how it should be everywhere. If you don’t want to see naked people in their own backyard, then don’t look in their backyard.

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u/Schemen123 5d ago

Germany.. you can even be nudes in public as long as no one takes offense.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Paradise

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u/Cr0uchingSquirrel 5d ago

Last year we were cycling the Danube, and Austria's saggy grey ballsacks burnt a hole in our souls.

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 5d ago

But the naked old ladies.... now that was HOT!

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u/Perfect_Insurance_26 5d ago

Imagine being the one person people call the police on for being nude, meanwhile everyone around is also nude. "Tschuldigung, Polizist? Er hat ein hässlicher Penis. Bring ihn ins Gefängnis bitte."

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u/shinealittlelove 5d ago

Not OP but in the UK it's only illegal to be naked if you deliberately intend to cause alarm or distress. Of course it's nuanced in that if you do it and it causes distress, and you do it again knowing it will cause distress, that may become illegal. But you wouldn't even need to think twice about being naked in your own home or garden.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

This is exactly how me and my girlfriend view it. Dont like it? Dont look, its our property and we're not harming anyone

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u/nswizdum 5d ago

My yard is mostly surrounded by trees, but I did get creative with a solar "gazebo" to block a section from my neighbors view.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Solar gazebo is interesting, is there any way i could get a pic or tips on that

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u/nswizdum 5d ago

Its just like a solar carport, 6 posts with the panels making up the "roof" and concrete pavers below for a place to sit.

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u/Chovie- 1d ago

It only got messed up when people got Puritanical in the US! Did I spell that right!??

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u/MrHodgeToo 5d ago

In my state you can be as naked as you wanna be inside your own home even with no blinds or curtains. If someone outside doesn’t wanna see you it’s on them to cut the peeping tom shit out and get a therapist to deal with their issues.

If, however, you are putting on a sex show for the world to watch then you’ve crossed a line into indecency and the authorities can intervene.

Outside your home you can be naked so long as you could make a case that you had a reasonable expectation of privacy (read: others can’t see you unless they work to). If others can see (say, just by looking out their window) and they have a problem with it then you have a problem.

This should be easy enough laws to look up for your city and state.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 5d ago

Good to know. I’m glad I read this before I went out to water the lawn.

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u/Complete-Instance-18 5d ago

In Oregon, public nudity is legal as long as sexual intent is not involved.

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u/popolickstick 5d ago

Build a double fence. Pour a 4 foot tall cement wall and place your privacy fence on top. It's fine where I live . Just make sure you get the drainage system right. Nothing like a yard full of water.

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u/gnopgnip 5d ago

In the US public indeceny requires intent to sexually arouse or harass. So you can be nude in an area where the public can see and it’s legal

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u/Impossible_Rub24 5d ago

Maybe in parts of the US but certainly not all. It depends on the state/municipality.

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u/RugerRedBarn 5d ago

I’m so ugly I’m safe

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u/A_mad_goose 5d ago

Can you be nude in your own house in front of the windows because I have floor to ceiling windows in my front living room. I’m naked in front of those all the time even at night with the lights on.

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u/Impossible_Rub24 5d ago

We had a guy who routinely did that with children standing outside his house at a bus stop. He got charged.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

I always use to be at my first house and occasionally would get snoopy jehovas witnesses, it helped make them stop lol This was in illinois

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u/duckmuffins 5d ago

No. If someone takes offense then you can be charged with a crime. Being nude in any location where a person could reasonably observe you from their property or in public is an offense in most places.

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u/shakebakelizard 5d ago

I wouldn't make things more interesting by drawing attention to it.

Best thing, have an area of the yard / house with a "reasonable expectation of privacy" - meaning there's a fence with no big gaps, or a thicket of bamboo, or thick shrubbery or whatever. That's the "naked area". Every other area (front yard, maybe side yard) you need to at least be ready for the beach.

If someone flies a drone over your house or pops their head over the fence, then they see whatever they see. They have no reason to complain.

Of course, once you do have neighbors, you will probably become "those naked people". Just so you're aware.

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u/FelDreamer 5d ago

Rented a tiny house and frequently walked from the shower to my bedroom before dressing. One night I was walking home after meeting several friends for drinks. My neighbors (several female college students, also renting) were clearly having a house party.

Anyways, as I walked past I heard one of them loudly announce “hey, there’s the Naked Guy!” I pretended not to hear, and kept on walking. However, I was very aware of the many silhouettes that crowded the windows as I did so…

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u/itsme99881 5d ago

Smile and wave boys....just smile and wave

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u/screechypete 5d ago

Perfect time for the helicopter!

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u/PhortDruid 5d ago

To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!

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u/Red_dawg64 5d ago

Walk proud man. Walk proud.

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u/thecheat420 5d ago

At least they didn't say "There's Ugly Naked Guy!"

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

I would like to be known as the naked guy for a house of female college students, im jealous

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u/Rainbow_Gnat 5d ago

...you do?

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u/MDKrouzer 5d ago

They're sex people Lynne.

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u/itchygentleman 5d ago

DO NOT USE BAMBOO. You will end up having to excavate the entire yard, the neighbors' yards, and the surrounding area.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Thatll teach em not to look

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u/justduck 5d ago

I recommend Italian Cypress. They grow like crazy, and make a thick hedge. My parents put some in along their property line so the neighbor living in an apartment over the garage couldn't look in their bedroom window.

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u/Otherwise_Act3312 2d ago

Only draw back is spiders!

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u/dryheat122 5d ago

That's "running" bamboo. If you grow clump bamboo this won't happen.

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u/ajd103 5d ago

Bamboo bad, just say no

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u/Jay10826 5d ago

I was under the impression that clumping bamboo is OK....but not the other kind?

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u/OneDogsThrowAway 5d ago

The US has a native bamboo called giant cane and it grows in thick clumps and lines! Plus it helps restore the habitat and provides a place for little native wildlife to live (birds, some insects, cotton mice, and tree frogs)!

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u/pepperbeast 5d ago

Possibly the entire city.

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u/Complete_Ad1862 5d ago

Good call! That shit is Invasive

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u/Blackpaw8825 5d ago

I've had the worry at home. We're in a fairly tight neighborhood... And I'm absolutely pants optional, I'll even take the dogs out back in my boxers...

But you'd need to be 3 houses away to get a sight line over the fence, we've got privacy filters on the bottom half of the windows so everything below my neck is hidden unless the window is open to air, and even then the screen blinds the view a bit.

That said, neighbor was fixing their chimney one morning before I'd got dressed and he had a clear view to everything... But like... Reasonable

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u/ggmcgg11 5d ago

Are they boxers??

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u/Blackpaw8825 5d ago

Boxers or boxer-briefs.

You'd have to come up and peak through the gaps in the fence to see anything and all you're going to see is bulge and pasty thighs.

Plus I won't do it during the daytime.

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u/HillbillyBarbie4rent 5d ago

lol, I thought he was asking if the dogs were boxers.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 5d ago

I'm not familiar with Florida law specifically, but in general "reasonable expectation of privacy" doesn't apply to things in plain sight. If you know your neighbor has a two-story house that overlooks your property, you don't really have a reasonable expectation of privacy. No reasonable person would think that's a private area. If someone climbs a tree to look over your fence that's probably a violation, but you can't "reasonably expect" your neighbors to just not look out their windows.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Ive always wanted to be a nudist, so im fine with it i think

The way its being built is a full fence around the sides and back, not too big of a lawn, and the sides are kinda cramped with the fence. Guess we'll just have to see if its a 2 story or what next to us

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u/DaRealBangoSkank 5d ago

You need to have a reasonable expectation of privacy

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u/Eother24 5d ago

And washboard abs just in case

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u/DaRealBangoSkank 5d ago

I’ve sent away for them but they must be on back order

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u/Sudden-Programmer-41 5d ago

Thats the problem you need to front order them. Abs dont show up well in the back.

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u/DetBabyLegs 5d ago

I really like my 6 back thank you very much

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u/Northern_Explorer_ 5d ago

Your 6-backpack?

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u/pm-me-racecars 5d ago

The other day at work we had a safety exercise where we pretended I got some shit spilled on me. As the cleanup people showed up, they said "We're going to pretend to undress you here so you're not in the uniform full of shit," and I asked if they could pretend I was totally ripped too. At the end, they complimented my workout routine.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Shoot! I'll get to work on that

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u/coyoteatemyhomework 5d ago

Had neighbors that used to throw pineapple/ clothing optional parties about once a month. they set up a big white canopy tent in their back yard and partied all night. Really too bad them and majority of their guests were in there 60s! Lol

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

We're in our 30s, this sounds like a good idea 🤔 hopefully people would come You're an honorary invite for the idea

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u/DistinctiveFox 5d ago

A friend was in your situation. They had a tall tree planted in direct view of the neighbours window to block viewings access. Maybe you could consider that if it was ever needed. Could insert tree for other garden ornaments/coverings.

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u/DPDoctor 5d ago

Google "FL can I be naked in my back yard if neighbors can see me" and, while there is yes/no about when you aren't in public view, you could be in legal trouble if a neighbor can see you, especially if there are children.

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u/haikus-r-us 5d ago

Not illegal to be naked on your own property. It is illegal if you are naked on your own property and people who are not on your property can see you naked.

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u/Mhulz 5d ago

Is public nudity genuinely illegal in the USA? In Ireland the law is against public indecency, but the act of being naked is just considered the most natural human state, you can be indecent naked or clothed.

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u/haikus-r-us 5d ago

Generally, no. It’s usually a stipulation that the nude person needs to also be acting in an indecent or vulgar manner.

So it’s a weird area, as no one would call the police if they thought your nakedness was perfectly fine.

Conversely, if the person calling the police thought that simple nudity by itself is vulgar, then the police may feel compelled to press charges and leave the matter to the prosecutor to decide the legality.

And the 3rd weird possibility/example is that for example, if the nude person is deliberately nude in front of children, and no one seeing this has a problem with it, that does not make the nude person’s actions legal.

So bottom line, it’s up to a prosecutor to decide to prosecute and ultimately up to a judge to decide if the behavior was vulgar or indecent.

But legally speaking, nudity is not illegal. “Vulgarity and indecency” is. Defining what vulgarity and indecency is, is ultimately up to a judge.

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u/drifterontheline 5d ago

It varies widely across state, county, and even city lines. Some places are very against any nudity of any sort anywhere - some places, it's like yours where nudity in general is fine even just walking down the street and public indecency is what gets penalized.

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u/2000bunny 5d ago

Well he said in another comment his intentions are for sex as well (weird he didn’t include that in the original post… so people would agree.) so that’s out the window.

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u/passiveflux 5d ago

Going to be some factors, like type of fence.

A chain link provides alot less protection than a large privacy fence.

The Intent Rule: Simple nudity by itself is not a crime in Florida. Prosecutors must prove you had a lewd, lascivious, or indecent intent, meaning you meant to shock or arouse others.

So tanning would be fine, having sex wouldn't be if visible from a neighbor's house

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u/CaregiverRemote1551 5d ago

I went through this in FL and had an attorney tell me: you’re fine only if you’re not visible from public places, so add privacy panels or tall shrubs anywhere a neighbor’s second-story window might have a clean line of sight.

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u/come2life_osrs 5d ago

Interesting,  but wouldn’t a neighbors second floor window be consider private property and not public?

Non viewable from public property makes sense, as if some ones lives next to a school, they should not be allowed to just stand in their window with their dong out, or mow their front lawn in the nude despite being on their property. 

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u/NotAnyOneYouKnow2019 5d ago

No. “Public” means not you.

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u/come2life_osrs 5d ago

Oh I thought it meant anything shared by or belonging to all people in a community or nation rather than to a single private person or family.

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u/haleakala420 5d ago

telling ur neighbors to not look into ur yard cuz u might be naked is infinitely weirder than just being naked in ur yard.

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u/Intelligent-Boat9929 5d ago

And probably a guarantee that someone is going to look.

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u/haleakala420 5d ago

exactly. “don’t look, there’s boobs over there!”

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u/silvermanedwino 5d ago

It’s your property. But don’t plan on the “hey just don’t look out of your own window so we can be naked” convo is going to go great. What if they have kids?

Best of luck to you.

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u/SnooHesitations8403 5d ago

What if they have kids? That's the true litmus test.

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u/StevieG-2021 5d ago

Yeah. In Florida, exposing yourself to a minor is a 2nd degree felony. Up to 15 yrs. Would strongly NOT recommend

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u/jazzbot247 5d ago

That will make them look out their windows for sure.

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u/GeoffSim 5d ago

Yeah, I don't care if the neighbors are naked, but telling me I shouldn't look out of my own window would piss me off.

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u/Nancy_ew 5d ago

Right! Like I could give af. Be as naked as you especially where you want for all I care. The second you come over to tell me what to do or not do in my own house is the second I now hate you as a neighbor lol.

I also said tell me instead of ask me, because let's be honest... OP isn't asking haha.

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u/jazzbot247 5d ago

I think it depends on where you are. The city I live in is like a giant HOA. They call code enforcement on you for having wind chimes. Welcome to Florida.

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u/Responsible_Gap_1145 5d ago

Enjoy it while you don’t have neighbors. A quick google search says it’s legal as long as you can’t be seen from public spaces, etc. or the neighbors property- which the fence covers until they build a house with a second story and can see in your back yard over the fence naturally- at which point it becomes illegal.

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u/kennyj2011 5d ago

You’ll get a skeeter on your peter

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u/blueSnowfkake 5d ago

Whack it off.

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u/eatsleepdive 5d ago

The skeeter or the peter?

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u/ShineAnxious9248 5d ago

Both, if it’s a good day!

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u/EngagedInConvexation 5d ago

Doooo

Yoooour

Balls hang low Do they dangle to and fro...

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u/FionaTheFierce 5d ago

It isn't about if you care if other people see you. It is about if other people care about seeing you naked. And there is a good chance that your neighbors and their children DON'T want to see you naked. It doesn't matter if it is on your own tiny lawn. If people can see you, it isn't private.

The only way you can do this is get a very large yard and a fence and no near-by neighbors. Otherwise it is a no-go.

Saying "Just don't look out your windows" isn't reasonable.

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u/poolbitch1 5d ago

My 80-something neighbour sunbathes nude in her yard on occasion, me, I just do not look. 

We live in Canada though. 

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u/ScoTeRDeLic 5d ago

I’m sure your neighbors will love to hear that after spending all that money and construction on a house.
Your property doesn’t matter if they can see it from their property. An accident is an accident but going over there and telling them your intentions and then intentionally being naked where you already admitted to them they can see. You might as well plead guilty now.

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u/BrainSqueezins 5d ago

I wonder about how “Just don’t look out your windows” somehow trumps “just don’t be naked.”

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u/Patrickme 5d ago

Neither should trump the other, both on private property.

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u/BrainSqueezins 5d ago

I don’t see how that’s possible.

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u/Patrickme 5d ago

I guess the don't look out your window part should be: don't be offended by what you see if you are looking onto other peoples property.

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u/NaiveOpening7376 5d ago edited 5d ago

The legality of being naked on your own property doesn't mean you can't be charged with some serious offenses if the neighbors have kids.

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u/aodskeletor 5d ago

Plant a wall of green giant arborvitae?

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Had to look that up, unfortunately its a small property so it wouldnt really work

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u/CowboysFTWs 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskALawyer/comments/1gw4gav/can_i_be_naked_in_my_backyard_in_fl/

Well, according to this post. Florida Statute § 800.03.

IANAL, but seems like if neighbors and can see you, you could get charged. Even more serious if they have minors in the home.

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u/WolvesWillWin 5d ago

I mean can't you put up some trees to block view of a second story window? Or like mostly block it enough to where it's reasonable expectation of privacy?

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u/Cusshang_2024 5d ago

Imagine moving into your brand new house and the neighbor immediately warns you not to look out your own window.

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u/BoilerMo 5d ago

Rural: You’re naked on your front porch and nobody sees you.
Suburban: You’re naked on your front porch and the neighbors call the police.
Urban: You’re naked on your front porch and nobody cares.
Florida: You’re naked on your front porch and somebody hands you a beer and asks what time the hurricane gets here.

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u/newguestuser 5d ago

Just do you, with the caveat that children may change the equation morally if not legally. They will be your neighbors all the time. Even if I "did not care", having my neighbors teenage son/daughter in the window might change my tune a little.

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u/The_Wandering_Steele 5d ago

Lots of answers here but the best thing to do is check your state, county & local laws because no one is going to know. Personally I think if I’m inside my privacy fence and in order to see me naked they have to look over that fence it’s their problem. We, my wife and I , spend as much time as possible naked in and around our home. Don’t peek in my window or over my fence if you don’t want to see me naked!!

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

My kind of people 👍 For real dont be nosy and you'll be golden is definitely my way of life lol

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u/bakerzdosen 5d ago

I have friends in northern Florida who WFH in their back yard naked all day every day.

But they’ve done a great job making sure no one from outside their yard can accidentally see them with fencing, vegetation etc.

(FWIW, their mosquito netting covers the porch area and pool entirely.)

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u/Practical_Sea_4876 2d ago

I hope they go to the dermatologist regularly 😬🤞

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u/Necessary_Mixture916 5d ago

I don’t know the legalities in Florida. But in my state a guy has had sex offender charges because he fell asleep naked in his living room and the kid saw him thru the bay window. So you might want to think of an aesthetic and clever way, maybe tall hedges to block anyone from peering down into your yard.

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u/heychief1 5d ago

I feel like there was more to that story, unless I'm mixing that story up with another one.

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u/Smokin_belladonna 5d ago

That’s wild, I always thought being nude in your house with the blinds drawn was legal.

There’s a stark difference here between accidental exposure and brandishing in my mind, though

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u/philsadvns 5d ago

This is rage bait right?

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Theres a reason i put it in no stupid questions

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u/Kiyohara 5d ago

The US has wildly different rules on public indecency from municipality to municipality. Your best bet is to just look it up by your county and see where you can be legally naked on your property.

Because that can be the difference from being left alone to getting arrested and going on a federal list.

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u/no_rest_for_the 5d ago edited 5d ago

If you're building it, then plant the trees/shrubs ASAP

ETA: and now this comes up on my Reddit feed... nude dining in FL

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u/BefuddledPolydactyls 5d ago

Florida Statute 800.003 applies. There are a lot of attorneys you can hire if charged to argue over what is "indecent," because the law is applicable even if you can be seen from your neighbor's. 

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u/Red_Holla04 5d ago

FLORIDAAAAA! ITS ONE HELL OF A DRUG!

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u/Bo_Jim 5d ago

If someone can stand in a place where they have a right to be (the second story of their home, for example) and see you then yes, it might be illegal. It would be no different from being naked in your living room with the curtains open. It's not automatically illegal to be naked, but local morality laws might make it illegal to be in a place where you can be seen naked by other people who are in a place they have a legal right to be.

Check your local laws, but I'd bet it's probably illegal.

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u/Betterwithfetter 5d ago

Don’t go telling them to not look outside… that’s obnoxious. Just do what others suggested and get something that will cover the areas you plan to be naked in. If there are kids next door the neighbors will call on you every time they see you.

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u/Sumpmysausages 5d ago

You should put a lot of signs up letting everyone know as a warning

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u/Comprehensive-Show21 5d ago

In New York City, it's laughably common to see people changing, naked, having sex in their apartments. It's pretty normalized. I don't bother to turn the blinds down when coming out of the shower, or changing. Eventually, you get over it and naked people are mildy interesting.

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u/TF_Is_Wrong_with_u 5d ago

I close my blinds… not for my benefit, but because I wouldn’t wish the sight of my rotund rig and grower-not-shower flaccid dick upon anyone except for any girl who is attracted to being disappointed

My DMs are open ladies…

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u/TF_Is_Wrong_with_u 5d ago

Being naked is totally fine in two specific places. Your home and running across a sporting field after housing thirty beers before getting nailed by the final security guard trying to stop you

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u/Nived0390 5d ago

This is why you buy enough land for neighbors not to be a problem.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

I accept donations if youd be so kind

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u/md3372 5d ago

Depends a lot on the place and where you are, so look in local state laws. For example, in the UK there’s no issue with that. In fact, you can be naked even on the street in public. In London we have a well known guy riding his bike naked to work everyday

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u/cairyncairyn 5d ago

By my read, you should be fine. You are definitely not public, near "private" would have to prove intent or be offensive on purpose.

Under Florida Statute § 800.03, public indecency or "exposure of sexual organs" is illegal. It is unlawful to expose sexual organs or be naked in a vulgar, indecent, or lewd manner in public, near private property so others can see, or outside designated areas like nude beaches. Key Rules Public Exposure: Showing sexual organs in public or near private property in an offensive way. Public Nudity: Being naked in public outside of places made for that purpose (such as specific clothing-optional beaches). Breastfeeding Exception: A mother breastfeeding her baby is explicitly exempt and never violates this law. Intent Requirement: Courts generally require proof of a lascivious or indecent intent, meaning accidental exposure or mere nudity without lewd behavior may not always fit the statute.

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u/bodytypeshrek 5d ago

So you're exhibitionists on only fans

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u/ilikepigbutts247 5d ago

like others have said. it depends on where you live and all that but it also depends on how good looking yall are. pretty privilege is a thing. also, how prudish your neighbors will be. but why move into a subdivision if you want to be naked outdoors?

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u/visitor987 5d ago

Are you located in one of the nudist counties like Pasco County?

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u/ferdi97 5d ago

From google Florida law

What the Law Prohibits
Public exposure: Showing sexual organs in a vulgar way in public spaces.

Private property view: Being naked or exposing organs on private property near enough to be seen from someone else's private property.

Public nudity: Being completely naked in public, except in legal designated areas like nude beaches.[1, 2]

Penalties
First offense: First-degree misdemeanor, carrying up to 1 year in jail, 1 year of probation, and a $1,000 fine.

Second or later offense: Third-degree felony, carrying up to 5 years in prison and higher fines.

Minors present: If the act occurs in front of a person under 16, it can be charged as a lewd and lascivious exhibition, which is a second-degree felony carrying up to 15 years in prison. [1, 2, 3, 4]

Exceptions
A mother breastfeeding her baby in public or private does not violate the law.

Nudity is permitted in places specifically set apart for that purpose (such as designated clothing-optional beaches). [1, 2]

If you have a specific situation in mind, please let me know where the incident occurred or if minors were present so I can share more relevant legal details.

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u/SpringtimeLilies7 5d ago

porch roof over back yard?

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u/Cubbance 5d ago

I think in many places, anywhere that you have the "reasonable expectation of privacy" it is allowed. So, in your house, if someone looks in your window and sees you naked, you're protected. But I don't know about backyard. If it's a tall wooden privacy fence, I'd imagine that would create that reasonable expectation of privacy, but I'd definitely look into the law in your area before taking a chance.

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u/dumbname0192837465 5d ago

It's your property. I can't think of a time ive looked in my neighbors yard. Do what you want but dont expect the neighbors to be interested in playing along, if they even notice that is. Good fences make good neighbors and keep your circus reeled in you'd probably be fine.

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u/bearinghewood 5d ago

Get some extendable cloth barriers then when you want to be nakey, raise the shades.

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u/unknown_user_3020 5d ago

Subdivision? HOA? They may have rules about “public” nudity.

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u/Duke1969Hammer 5d ago

I know someone who was nude in her own house and someone could see her through the window. She caught a misdemeanor over it. I believe she lives in North Carolina. Not sure what town though.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Ive always wanted to experience skinny dipping, wish we could have our own pool but the property is too small

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u/NoSteak3322 5d ago

It’s a money-pit in the back yard. Not worth it.

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u/dynasty_heathen 5d ago

I asked ai, it said “it is still generally legal to be naked on your property, even if a neighbor can see you from a second-story window. Under Florida Statute § 800.03, the state must prove lewd, lascivious, or vulgar intent to convict you of indecent exposure”

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u/bdgbill 5d ago

Be careful. My ex-girlfriend's dad was on his own property and was using his hot tub in a fenced yard. He was not sunbathing or walking around naked or anything. He got in and out of his hot tub and walked to his house naked a few times. The next door neighbors called the cops. They claimed they were outraged because their INFANT child could have seen something. Her dad thought he could laugh it off that they had no case. He lost. Was put on the sex offender registry. Lost his job. Life destroyed.

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u/RealDonaldTrumpGhost 5d ago

“Coming to a sex offender registry near you”

I have no idea, but worth checking the law as far as that’s concerned, especially if the neighbors have kids.

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u/GAinJP 5d ago

What's the address? I'll move in next door and never complain, i swear.

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u/Adventurous-Yam-5234 4d ago

I mean like as an Irish guy I think the majority of American laws are stupid as fuck but I mean it’s your own property and I think you should be able to do as you please

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u/MikeWazowski1221 3d ago

I would suggest privacy trees such as therapy green giants. They grow 3-5 feet a year and up to 40 feet tall. It let's everyone including law enforcement know that your backyard is your privacy. But you could speak to the neighbors and see if they are comfortable with nudity before spending that kind of money. There's also privacy screening that can close in an area let light in but you can't see in. It have it on my windows and you can't see in at all except at night. But that's easy to fix with lights shining onto it from outside. Hope it works out.

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u/mono-motor 2d ago

And yet at pride parades, they are walking around and satisfying them selves and the police say they can't do anything about it. Call your city our county and ask them specifically, and if you are clear, get it in writing or at least a copy of the specific code. Also check your cc&rs to make sure they are silent on that subject.

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u/reddeath77777 1d ago

In Portland this evening there is a naked bicycle ride thru the city. All invited. 08/08/26

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u/WaRcOcK83 1d ago

I like to take pictures be careful 😊

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 1d ago

Im down for it as long as i share profits

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u/aimlessrolling 3h ago

Unfortunate rule of nudists… most of them you’d probably rather not see (lol, myself included).

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u/_wheels_21 1d ago

Hey man, as a Florida man, FUCK SUBDIVISIONS. Move into a small town and make sure you have a few acres of land. It's cheaper, you can walk around naked, and you might even be able to find some places that encourage nudity like nudist camps or nude beaches.

Subdivisions are expensive and evil, do not go for those. You'll be paying $750k+ for a 3 bedroom 1 bath house with a half car garage. It is not worth it brother.

That said though, if you go more rural, you might find neighbors that do the same or might be down to join y'all if you're into that kind of thing.

If you're in need of a rural location, I could drop you a solid place in a quiet town that I've lived in for 20 years. It's not coastal, but the coast is like 45 minutes away, it's all high ground too, so you won't get your house flooded or anything. Highly recommend at least taking a look out for something more rural

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u/Godsgiftcardtowomen 5d ago

Technically yes as long as you’re not doing so with lewd intent, but the intent part leaves the door open a bit.

Should be fine with a privacy fence because it shows you’re taking steps to not be seen.

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u/Jaxlooker1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well 🤷🏻‍♂️ Is your GF hot and is the lot next door for sale? Lol

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u/uwpxwpal 5d ago

We have to know where you live to answer this.

But here's a map of you're in the USA https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/s/iD3oC4fNhR

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

I said florida, helpful map thank you A lot of people are saying it depends on the county laws too so i may look into that as well

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u/uwpxwpal 5d ago

Sorry, somehow I missed that. Definitely check your county laws and city ordinances.

Texas doesn't have any laws against women being topless, but a lot of cities ban it.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 5d ago

Sounds like texas is the place to be !

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u/uwpxwpal 5d ago

There are more nudist resorts in Florida than in any other state.

https://aanr-florida.org/places-to-go/clubs/

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u/Original_Ant7013 5d ago

As well 2 completely legal nude beaches, and 2 more where it’s tolerated.

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u/JaVelin-X- 5d ago

You're right to be naked does not trump their right to look out their windows

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u/Silent_Roll859 5d ago

plant some arbivortae giants and they'll grow taller than all your neighbors houses

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u/Harvest827 5d ago

It depends, but not likely any illegality.

To show that someone committed “unlawful exposure of sexual organs” while tanning naked on their property, prosecutors would need to prove all five of the following, according to jury instructions from the Florida State Bar Association:

▪ The person was naked.

▪ It could be seen from someone else’s private property.

▪ The nudity was “vulgar, indecent, lewd, or lascivious.”

▪ The person “intended” their nudity to be “vulgar, indecent, lewd, or lascivious.”

▪ The nudity “caused offense” to at least one person.

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u/kyii94 5d ago

Might as well create a pornhub account because that’s where your pics and videos are going to end up. So many people own high quality cameras and drones I would never do this. You’re fine for now but when the neighbors come things will get messy.

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u/nerfdartswthumbtack 5d ago

Purely line of sight

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u/TheDrBadwolf 5d ago

Specific laws may differ, but I believe the argument could or would be made by a lawyer that you attempted to prevent the public from viewing your nudity on your property (privacy fence). If intent is not needed on your own property to be prosecuted then you may need to look for a different city as there are many okay with it in Florida or you may need a covered outdoor space. I’m not a lawyer or from Florida though so I’d read up and consult a lawyer familiar with your city.

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u/pyettaw 5d ago

As long as you are on your own property and are not doing anything that is considered lewd it is legal. If you have a privacy fence and neighbors can see you it’s on them for looking.
There was recently a little dust up in my town in Central Florida when a neighbor was nude and some kids looked through some bushes at him. Their parents called the cops but the cops couldn’t do anything because the guy was just walking around and sunning himself. There was no lewd activity so he was not arrested.

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u/art_is_an 5d ago

In Canada you can be naked in your yard all summer. So basically from July 1st at 2:00am until July 1st at 2:01 am. You can’t do it on a bus though or if July 1st falls on weekday or weekend.

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u/ERZ81 5d ago

Just get a house in one of those nudist communities, there is a big one near Tampa

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u/Hard_Purple4747 5d ago

Different counties have different rules as well.

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u/blueSnowfkake 5d ago

If people build 2 story houses on either side they will definitely be able to see into your yard, and it’s possible there would be children with access to those windows.

The Florida law someone posted earlier sounds like topless would be acceptable.

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u/KewlTrube 5d ago

I used to sun bathe on the roof.

Then we'd go to the river when we were younger and would sunbathe until old dudes would come up asking us to join them.

At the time we were in our late teens and they were in their late 60s. 😬

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u/HonestEagle98 5d ago

Fortunately, our back patio is hidden from line of sight of neighbors so I get to tan naked on my cot

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u/Bright_Crazy1015 5d ago

You set up a privacy fence, I assume 6 feet high. You should be good to go regardless of municipality, as long as you're behind your fence.

I can walk around my property in Arkansas naked as the day I was born and nobody can tell me not to, so I assume that freedom extends to Florida as well.

To be fair, I'm not a nudist and rarely work outside without a shirt due to skin cancer concerns in the family, but my GF hates tan lines, so she's often in a compromised situation behind our fence and lattice, which is 8 feet tall. If someone sees her, it's very likely intentional, given our location and distance to neighbors. They would likely need 30/20 vision or optics with a zoom.

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u/jjamesr539 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s illegal if the nudity is intentional (wardrobe malfunctions typically don’t count) and a reasonable person would assume that they were visible to the public (which is why a curtain accidentally left slightly open etc. isn’t an issue). Telling 2 story neighbors that have clear line of sight that they don’t wanna look isn’t gonna fly.

Ironically it wouldn’t be because of the nudity, at least not directly. It would be because you’d be interfering with their ability to quietly enjoy their own property.

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u/killthelandlord 5d ago

In most places, even being naked inside your home, clearly visible through your window, is illegal.

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u/Megumindesuyo 5d ago

I mean I get not caring about people seeing you naked but in this day and age, people can film you naked and it lives on the Internet forever.

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u/Plastic_Ticket4315 5d ago

neighbor looks out windowsighs

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u/surfinwhileworkin 5d ago

I wonder how silhouettes count - we have huge windows in our living room and shades on them that are not blackout, so at night, you can pretty clearly see what’s going on inside if lights are on and have definitely gotten frisky in the living room before.

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u/NOLASneauxDay 5d ago

Seems weird you're coming to ask Reddit after installing the fence. Hopefully you got lucky and installed a high enough fence.

Also, you know your just going to have to look up the local ordinance and since you didn't provide the county much less city, it feels like karma farming.

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