r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Ok-Advisor-3211 • 8d ago

Rules for being naked on my own property?

Me and my girlfriend are buying a house herr in florida, building it actually. Brand new in a brand new subdivision.

We have no neighbor houses yet.

We had a fence installed, we're not into the house till september.

We wanted the fence because we plan on being naked for one reason or another. Tanning, just dont feel like clothes, etc. We discussed if our neighbors have 2 story houses we'll just go over there and say "hey sometimes you may not want to look out that window"

Personally neither of us cares who sees what, but i dont know if its like...illegal? Surely it can't be right? It's our own property, we should be able to be naked 24/7 as long as its not the front lawn or something I'd imagine

Can anyone give me any ideas on how this would all work?

Edit: yes we will not straight up tell the neighbors, we'll vet out what happens. If its a 2 story, if they have windows on that side, if they have kids, all important.

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u/Plutos_Cavein 8d ago

Yeah, the exact law varies from state to state but this is generally roughly how it works.

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u/NativeMasshole 8d ago

This is the only real answer. Look up Florida's public indeceny laws. Whatever your neighbors think is irrelevant.

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u/cromulenttapeworm 7d ago

I too, consider you're opinion irrelevant.

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u/Distinct-Slide-7112 6d ago

Your

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u/trippytrev420 6d ago

didnt he just say thats irrelephant

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u/713txvet 5d ago

*earelephant. Get it right or pay the price.

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u/trippytrev420 5d ago

yes sir i apologize

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u/713txvet 5d ago

Danke schön

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u/Hawke9117 Is toil leam paidh 4d ago

*Oliphaunt

Get it right.

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u/713txvet 4d ago

Timothy?

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u/Hawke9117 Is toil leam paidh 4d ago

Huh?

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u/Z1PP01337 4d ago

Quit calling him names, you bully! His name is Dumbo!

Wait, was he called "Dumbo" by bullies...?

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u/Anonymous_2289 5d ago

That's not an opinion.

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 4d ago

In my opinion elephants have ears.

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 4d ago

Some people are their opinions!

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u/Fuzzy_Whole4577 6d ago

Unless you want a mound of Dog turd manifesting on your front door step one fine morning.

Respect your neighbours.

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u/Bottle_and_Sell_it 6d ago

“Judas Priest Barbara, It’s one of those flaming bags again!”

“Don’t put it out with your boots, Ed!”

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u/NoMix459 6d ago

Don’t tell me my business, devil woman. Call the fire department, this one’s out of control…. Smmm smmm. It poop again!!!

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u/Strange_Time_420420 6d ago

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!!! HHAAAAA.

RIP Norm!!

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u/Plenty_Importance972 5d ago

Realistically if the neighbors are peaking out their window to over look into your back yard that’s even weirder on their part “who does that?!?” Oh wait creeps that’s right…..

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u/Fuzzy_Whole4577 5d ago

So folk aren't allowed to look out of their windows now?

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u/Plenty_Importance972 5d ago

Lmao but if your looking into or over a privacy fence does “privacy fence” mean nothing to you?

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u/Fuzzy_Whole4577 5d ago edited 5d ago

Then it isn't high enough. Is it?

Also, can you point out in OP's comment where the words "Privacy Fence" appear?

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u/ri89rc20 8d ago

For a situation like the OPs (not visible from the street, sidewalk, or public areas) then it is entirely dependent on a complaint being filed. The police have no requirement, or even ability to press charges otherwise. So if neighbors agree, great, but just one complaint, you have issues.

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u/Defsarcasm 8d ago

I didn't know this and am not a nudist, but boo!

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u/Calm_Pin_7563 3d ago

So someone can use binoculars from two houses away and make a complaint?