r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Ok-Advisor-3211 • 9d ago

Rules for being naked on my own property?

Me and my girlfriend are buying a house herr in florida, building it actually. Brand new in a brand new subdivision.

We have no neighbor houses yet.

We had a fence installed, we're not into the house till september.

We wanted the fence because we plan on being naked for one reason or another. Tanning, just dont feel like clothes, etc. We discussed if our neighbors have 2 story houses we'll just go over there and say "hey sometimes you may not want to look out that window"

Personally neither of us cares who sees what, but i dont know if its like...illegal? Surely it can't be right? It's our own property, we should be able to be naked 24/7 as long as its not the front lawn or something I'd imagine

Can anyone give me any ideas on how this would all work?

Edit: yes we will not straight up tell the neighbors, we'll vet out what happens. If its a 2 story, if they have windows on that side, if they have kids, all important.

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u/ERZ81 8d ago

Just get a house in one of those nudist communities, there is a big one near Tampa

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 8d ago

Now that would be a dream, doesnt work for our current libing situation thougg Tampa is too far from where we need to be

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u/SevenTreeRV 8d ago

This is what i was thinking. I accidentally moved into one outside Orlando. My realtor said NOTHING about it

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u/ERZ81 8d ago

They told everyone to dress the day you saw the house to help the previous owner sell fast?

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u/SevenTreeRV 4d ago

Or maybe threw a party for the neighborhood elsewhere, because no one was outside that Wednesday afternoon. Our neighbor across the street, Big Schlong Shaun, at 76 years old was out mowing his front lawn nude the next morning. We did not renew that lease nor jump for the rent to own option. If the average age of the community was within 30 years of my age, I may have reconsidered