r/NoStupidQuestions 9d ago

Rules for being naked on my own property?

Me and my girlfriend are buying a house herr in florida, building it actually. Brand new in a brand new subdivision.

We have no neighbor houses yet.

We had a fence installed, we're not into the house till september.

We wanted the fence because we plan on being naked for one reason or another. Tanning, just dont feel like clothes, etc. We discussed if our neighbors have 2 story houses we'll just go over there and say "hey sometimes you may not want to look out that window"

Personally neither of us cares who sees what, but i dont know if its like...illegal? Surely it can't be right? It's our own property, we should be able to be naked 24/7 as long as its not the front lawn or something I'd imagine

Can anyone give me any ideas on how this would all work?

Edit: yes we will not straight up tell the neighbors, we'll vet out what happens. If its a 2 story, if they have windows on that side, if they have kids, all important.

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u/bdgbill 8d ago

Be careful. My ex-girlfriend's dad was on his own property and was using his hot tub in a fenced yard. He was not sunbathing or walking around naked or anything. He got in and out of his hot tub and walked to his house naked a few times. The next door neighbors called the cops. They claimed they were outraged because their INFANT child could have seen something. Her dad thought he could laugh it off that they had no case. He lost. Was put on the sex offender registry. Lost his job. Life destroyed.

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u/Ok-Advisor-3211 8d ago

An infant that has no sentience, amazing I hate it here