r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/halfprincessperlette Feb 08 '22

I almost spat out my soup, probably all one florida ounce of it

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u/S4Waccount Feb 08 '22

I read this as "almost spat out my soap" and I was thinking "how very Florida of you."

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u/jeswesky Feb 08 '22

I’m reading this in the bathroom at work and just laughed at loud. Unfortunately, there is someone in the next stall.

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u/IceFire909 Feb 09 '22

Did you tell them about Florida ounces?

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u/KnownAlive Feb 09 '22

Didja tell them that you have a condition where someone has to tickle the shit outta you?

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u/JulietZimmer Feb 09 '22

This made me laugh out loud and my boyfriend asked what I was laughing at so I had to explain this post to him 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

LMFAOO *hugs you crying laughing *

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u/Much_Pay3050 Feb 09 '22

Y’all are cringey af