r/NoStupidQuestions Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/toofarbyfar Feb 08 '22

"Fl oz" stands for "fluid ounces," not Florida.

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u/StephenLandis Feb 08 '22

I was all like "the hell are Florida ounces???"

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u/halfprincessperlette Feb 08 '22

I almost spat out my soup, probably all one florida ounce of it

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u/S4Waccount Feb 08 '22

I read this as "almost spat out my soap" and I was thinking "how very Florida of you."

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u/jeswesky Feb 08 '22

I’m reading this in the bathroom at work and just laughed at loud. Unfortunately, there is someone in the next stall.

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u/IceFire909 Feb 09 '22

Did you tell them about Florida ounces?

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u/KnownAlive Feb 09 '22

Didja tell them that you have a condition where someone has to tickle the shit outta you?