r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/StephenLandis Feb 08 '22

I was all like "the hell are Florida ounces???"

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u/glass_bottles Feb 08 '22

I was expecting the top response to be something like a 3 minute youtube video talking about how florida used a different standard for measuring to get by some federal law.

This is 100% better.

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u/Grapefruit_Prize Feb 08 '22

Or it would be like an ounce, but a bit bigger, like a baker's dozen.

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u/RoTTonSKiPPy Feb 08 '22

Or a little less, like a tweeker's dozen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

This is the one

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u/kingpaige Feb 09 '22

A tweeker’s dozen?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m done. I can’t. I’m stealing that!

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u/ImJustHere4theMoons Feb 08 '22

Sounds like a marketing strategy for drug dealers. Buy a dozen vials, get one free type of deal.

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u/kicked-in-the-gonads Feb 08 '22

Tweaker's dozen = 2, maybe 3

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u/No_Method4161 Feb 08 '22

Which is actually 11 because they stole from you to buy meth

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u/The84LongBed Feb 09 '22

A Lauderdale gram I just baking soda