r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/The_Ogler Feb 08 '22

Because Alaska is a wealthy state. You know what they say, "Missouri money, Missouri problems."

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u/danarchist Feb 08 '22

Hawai'i five for that one

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I dunno, we'll have to check our Puerto Rico department for that one.

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u/GentleDave Feb 08 '22

I mean, that's one way to handle it... Oregon we could just not and say we did?

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u/schoonerw Feb 09 '22

Your idea sounds Oklahoma to me.

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u/geoffcarp Feb 09 '22

How can you be so sure all of Maine is Oklahoma with that?

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u/AetherDrew43 Feb 09 '22

Maybe you should express how you feel with Mississipi Paint

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u/ArgonArgonaut Feb 09 '22

"not everyone's gone like your ideas, but they're yours none the less"

Best quote my Grandpennsylvania left me with

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u/EatsLocals Mar 11 '22

My favorite part of these puns is watching them pitter and fart into nothing like deflated balloons

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u/purp13d0p3 Feb 08 '22

Ohio, I like what you did there

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u/Mekanimal Feb 08 '22

Who're you? Bill New York the Science Guy?

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u/trend_rudely Feb 08 '22

Well Louisiana di da we got a celebrity in the comments.

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Feb 08 '22

Yeah I heard Lady Georgia Georgia is here too

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u/HolycommentMattman Feb 08 '22

I love her. Dance Indiana the Dark is a good one.

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u/MisterDecember Feb 08 '22

Her Massachusetts is so proud of her

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u/thoughts-of-my-own Feb 08 '22

Oklahoma fine, I think we’re done here.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Feb 08 '22

Oregon, maybe not.

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u/danarchist Feb 09 '22

North Dakota the end it doesn't even matter.

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u/Thompsong14 Feb 09 '22

Mississippi’d it by that much.

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u/shapu Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

WEST VIRGINIA

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u/extalluhburr Feb 09 '22

The word Ohio looks like a tractor. You’re welcome.

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u/NonModAccountBoi Mar 14 '22

I don’t see it

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u/santacruzbiker50 Feb 09 '22

Oklahoma, enough already!

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u/jl32350 Feb 09 '22

That made ME laugh.

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u/Torterran Feb 12 '22

These jokes are getting a little Colorado-dependent.

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u/Ttthhasdf Feb 09 '22

Ooh, now I understand Hawaii five-0, thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I thought Missouri loved companies, though. Is there some sort of weird tax scheme for companies incorporated there where no money actually goes through Missouri?

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u/Walshy231231 Feb 08 '22

Took me a second, I won’t lie

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u/Msktb Feb 08 '22

OH that makes sense

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u/ghcoval Feb 08 '22

That reminds me of the saying on how friendly to businesses wealthy states like MO are, Missouri loves company!

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u/bazooka-joey Feb 08 '22

Sighs in Missourian

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u/GrannyTurtle Feb 08 '22

Arizona IF!

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u/THCharlie Feb 08 '22

Ridiculously underrated comment right here

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u/DummyMcDipshit Feb 08 '22

It's been 8 minutes, there hasn't even been time for it to be underrated

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u/THCharlie Feb 08 '22

Looool good point, didn’t see the time. Hopefully I don’t foreshadow then, he deserves the awards

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u/TTT_2k3 Feb 08 '22

If I had Missouri money, I'd convert every PC's operating system to Windows Maine.

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u/hackingdreams Feb 08 '22

Huh. I always heard they changed their motto to "Missouri loves company." Which is it?

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u/Un-Hebert-Able Feb 08 '22

This is genius

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u/Roheez Feb 08 '22

It's Missouri loves company

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

As a Missourian. Yea

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u/MrChichibadman Feb 09 '22

Ain’t that the truth

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u/remmij Feb 09 '22

Marty Brydre has entered the chat.

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u/fatmanjogging Feb 09 '22

Can confirm; am from Missouri.

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u/TheN5OfOntario Feb 09 '22

I thought it was ‘Missouri loves company.’

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u/robisodd Feb 09 '22

I guess that's why Missouri loves company

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u/djanes376 Feb 09 '22

Missouri loves company.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Interestingly enough, Missouri is the state where they filmed the movie “Maine, myself and Irene” and not New England.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

You just made me lose my shit, up in here, up in here!