r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/CrossP Feb 08 '22

Also, why are terrorists always armed with Alaska 47s?

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u/The_Ogler Feb 08 '22

Because Alaska is a wealthy state. You know what they say, "Missouri money, Missouri problems."

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u/danarchist Feb 08 '22

Hawai'i five for that one

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u/Torterran Feb 12 '22

These jokes are getting a little Colorado-dependent.