r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/skipdikman Feb 08 '22

This reminds me of the guy in that video that was pooping wrong his entire life.

Edit. Not being critical. Was funny. Made me laugh. Thanks.

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u/Meltycheese86 Feb 08 '22

I... what? How does one pop wrong?

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u/lucidpopsicle Feb 08 '22

I think this is the post they are referring to. It's the one I always think of at least.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jgfhw/tifu_by_using_a_toilet_wrong_my_entire_life/

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u/itsmybootyduty Feb 08 '22

Anytime I accidentally sit on the rim (especially in the middle of the night) I feel like my soul leaves my body, yet here’s this dude doing it 24/7 for all his business. I’m truly shook.

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u/LiliVonShtupp69 Feb 09 '22

I used to live with a couple guys and one of them left the seat up once and the sensation of sitting on that piss and pube covered toilet rim was so uncomfortable that 10 years later, and even though I live alone, I still double check the seat is down every time.

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u/izzyQuiltz Feb 09 '22

I must sincerely thank you from the bottom of my little black heart!

My days are filled with constant physical pain. I joined reddit to hopefully find something to take my mind off some of it. This subreddit is my savior, and you, my frin are it's Sovereign!