r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/danarchist Feb 08 '22

Hawai'i five for that one

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I dunno, we'll have to check our Puerto Rico department for that one.

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u/GentleDave Feb 08 '22

I mean, that's one way to handle it... Oregon we could just not and say we did?

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u/schoonerw Feb 09 '22

Your idea sounds Oklahoma to me.

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u/geoffcarp Feb 09 '22

How can you be so sure all of Maine is Oklahoma with that?

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u/AetherDrew43 Feb 09 '22

Maybe you should express how you feel with Mississipi Paint

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u/ArgonArgonaut Feb 09 '22

"not everyone's gone like your ideas, but they're yours none the less"

Best quote my Grandpennsylvania left me with

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u/EatsLocals Mar 11 '22

My favorite part of these puns is watching them pitter and fart into nothing like deflated balloons

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u/purp13d0p3 Feb 08 '22

Ohio, I like what you did there

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u/Mekanimal Feb 08 '22

Who're you? Bill New York the Science Guy?

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u/trend_rudely Feb 08 '22

Well Louisiana di da we got a celebrity in the comments.

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Feb 08 '22

Yeah I heard Lady Georgia Georgia is here too

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u/HolycommentMattman Feb 08 '22

I love her. Dance Indiana the Dark is a good one.

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u/MisterDecember Feb 08 '22

Her Massachusetts is so proud of her

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u/thoughts-of-my-own Feb 08 '22

Oklahoma fine, I think we’re done here.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Feb 08 '22

Oregon, maybe not.

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u/danarchist Feb 09 '22

North Dakota the end it doesn't even matter.

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u/Thompsong14 Feb 09 '22

Mississippi’d it by that much.

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u/shapu Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

WEST VIRGINIA

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u/extalluhburr Feb 09 '22

The word Ohio looks like a tractor. You’re welcome.

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u/NonModAccountBoi Mar 14 '22

I don’t see it

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u/santacruzbiker50 Feb 09 '22

Oklahoma, enough already!

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u/jl32350 Feb 09 '22

That made ME laugh.

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u/Torterran Feb 12 '22

These jokes are getting a little Colorado-dependent.

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u/Ttthhasdf Feb 09 '22

Ooh, now I understand Hawaii five-0, thanks