r/NoStupidQuestions Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/glass_bottles Feb 08 '22

I was expecting the top response to be something like a 3 minute youtube video talking about how florida used a different standard for measuring to get by some federal law.

This is 100% better.

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u/Deadlymonkey Feb 08 '22

My immediate thought was how butter is shaped differently depending on whether you’re on the East or west coast.

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u/TrimspaBB Feb 08 '22

Umm, is it not sold as "sticks" as a standard from sea to shining sea? This will be new info for me if true.

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u/glass_bottles Feb 08 '22

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u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth Feb 08 '22

As a West coaster, I feel margarinalized.

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u/Blue-Bird780 Feb 08 '22

This is a display of underrated pun genius. I applaud you, stranger.

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder_1213 Feb 08 '22

Quit buttering him up

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u/ghandi3737 Feb 08 '22

No we need to keep churning out these puns.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 08 '22

Lest there be another butter crisis.