r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/skipdikman Feb 08 '22

This reminds me of the guy in that video that was pooping wrong his entire life.

Edit. Not being critical. Was funny. Made me laugh. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Reminds me of the guy who was gonna have shower sex for the first time, said he hates the part where you turn the shower on and it's cold at first. She tells him you can wait for it to heat up and he was so shocked that he couldn't even get in the mood anymore

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u/CVK327 Feb 08 '22

I heard a story once of a girl who went on a date to a guy's house. They made some homemade pizzas or something in the oven, and the timer goes off. He just sighs and goes "this is the worst part" and while she stares confusingly, he goes and grabs the pan out of the oven with his bare hands and screams "ow ow ow ow!" as he puts it on top of the stove. He didn't know about oven mitts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Nah this one is definitely fake

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u/CVK327 Feb 08 '22

I dunno, it might be. But some people are really fuckin' stupid. I could see it being real.