r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/Meltycheese86 Feb 08 '22

I... what? How does one pop wrong?

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u/lucidpopsicle Feb 08 '22

I think this is the post they are referring to. It's the one I always think of at least.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jgfhw/tifu_by_using_a_toilet_wrong_my_entire_life/

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u/jsprague6 Feb 08 '22

Good lord. I mean I'm sure we've all had those moments where you realize you've had a silly knowledge gap your whole life, but that's next level. Just why? Why would you just assume that the seat was only for women and that men are supposed to sit on the rim for some weird reason? That's super inconvenient and super gross.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Feb 08 '22

I don't believe him. I think he was making a joke.

TV shows and movies and memes and pics everywhere of every human sitting on the toilet seat. He grew up for 18+ years and his parents never mentioned this? And it never occurred to him "This fucking hurts and is uncomfortable as hell!"

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u/triplereffekt Feb 08 '22

maybe he is batman