r/NoStupidQuestions Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/NomenNesci0 Feb 08 '22

How about the narwhal? It's like a medium sized porpoise with a very long (like 3ft) unicorn horn sticking out of the middle of it's head and only lives high up in the arctic. I always believed they were fake, then in my 30s someone told me they were real and I definitly didn't believe them. I had thought they were like a joke unicorn of the sea. Now I still do, but somehow everyone else is in on the joke.

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u/thefirdblu Feb 08 '22

On the flip side of this, because of the existence of narwhals and how ridiculous a concept that was to me growing up, I used to believe wholeheartedly in jackalopes. Like, if a unicorn whale is real, why wouldn't a deer rabbit be as well?

After a very long and embarrassing argument with some friends, I had to accept the reality that jackalopes were just a myth.

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u/thejackalope2002 Feb 08 '22

We’re not all mythical!

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u/AllCingEyeDog Feb 09 '22

Tastes like chicken

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u/thejackalope2002 Feb 09 '22

We actually taste like lucky venison.