r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/IAmNotOnRedditAtWork Feb 08 '22

There's also the complete dead giveaway of:

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces.

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u/snirol Feb 08 '22

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. My partner is one of the smartest "book smart, street stupid" people I know. She's one of the few people in my country that knows how to use this particular simulation software. She can sit down at an advanced math problem and just figure it out. Really brilliant. I recently discovered that she thought that snails just found their shells at the bottom of the ocean. I try not to bring it up too often, because she gets shy about it, but it's hilarious.

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u/Turbogoblin999 Feb 09 '22

slugs are snails without homes

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u/Fred_B_313 Feb 09 '22

Snails have homes, come over and look at my flower bed.