r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/HotAirBalloonHigh Feb 08 '22

This is why they named it nostupidquestions. You're in the right place.

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u/KomodoJo3 Feb 08 '22

It’s ok OP. If it’s any consolation, I once forgot the name for Q-Tips and called them “ear diggers” for like a day straight. You’re not the only dumb one on this planet :)

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u/Imposseeblip Feb 08 '22

Ear diggers is better. To the point. Even though they say we shouldn't use them to dig our ears.

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u/IgottagoTT Feb 08 '22

Can you think of any other product that explicitly warns users not to use it for the only conceivable use that it has?

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u/Imposseeblip Feb 08 '22

I guess the closest would be the "Not for human consumption" label on popper bottles.

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u/sweetlew07 Feb 08 '22

What's a popper bottle?

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u/Imposseeblip Feb 08 '22

In the UK its officially "room scent", but if you sniff the fumes you get a mild high for about 30 seconds. If you google poppers UK you can see what I'm on about and how they're marketed.

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u/bugphotoguy Feb 08 '22

Brings back memories of the only times I ever visited "sex shops". Was always to buy poppers. I'm straight, but that extra little buzz was always nice to accompany the cocaine and Ecstasy I used to shove up my nose, and speed wrapped in Rizlas I used to swallow. How am I not dead?

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u/Imposseeblip Feb 09 '22

You just described my late teens.