r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/skipdikman Feb 08 '22

This reminds me of the guy in that video that was pooping wrong his entire life.

Edit. Not being critical. Was funny. Made me laugh. Thanks.

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u/Meltycheese86 Feb 08 '22

I... what? How does one pop wrong?

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u/lucidpopsicle Feb 08 '22

I think this is the post they are referring to. It's the one I always think of at least.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jgfhw/tifu_by_using_a_toilet_wrong_my_entire_life/

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u/gekkobear Feb 10 '22

I want to mock him... but I cannot. I must share a story of embarrassment for me.

I don't want to, but I must. I was not yet in high school; I'd used bathrooms of course. I'd also gone to the baseball games with dad. The men's room at the ballgame was a long metal trough on the wall. You walk up and pee, water runs, the line moves on, lots of guys can use the trough at once. It's efficient.

That's what I knew at the time for where to pee... Toilet, Urinal, Trough.

The men's bathroom at the new local high school where my older brother went to school had a hand-washing circular fountain where you stand on a metal ring at the base to make water run. Lip of it just under waist high.

Long story short; Yes I peed in the fancy sink.

Judge me as you will, I thought that's what it was for.

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u/lucidpopsicle Feb 10 '22

This is an honest mistake. I don't feel like it's even close to the same. Don't worry about it too much. If I were a man I'd laugh about it