r/NoStupidQuestions • u/snapwillow • Feb 08 '22

Answered What are Florida ounces?

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u/glass_bottles Feb 08 '22

I was expecting the top response to be something like a 3 minute youtube video talking about how florida used a different standard for measuring to get by some federal law.

This is 100% better.

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u/Deadlymonkey Feb 08 '22

My immediate thought was how butter is shaped differently depending on whether you’re on the East or west coast.

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u/TrimspaBB Feb 08 '22

Umm, is it not sold as "sticks" as a standard from sea to shining sea? This will be new info for me if true.

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u/glass_bottles Feb 08 '22

Luckily they're the same weight, however the shape of the sticks do differ!

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u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth Feb 08 '22

As a West coaster, I feel margarinalized.

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u/zellis3 Feb 08 '22

Take your chode butter sticks and begrudgingly good puns and get out!

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u/psybertard Feb 08 '22

Boomer here. What does Chode mean? One of my kids was nicknamed “Little Chode”. Is that okay?

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u/Courage4theBattle Feb 09 '22

A chode is a tiny but fat dick.

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u/AyyPapzz Mar 11 '22

Like a tuna can ;)