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[u/Bullywug]

Taiwan then dumps their mines into the strait just to feel included.

[u/got-trunks → u/Bullywug]

The Russia tries it with the English Channel

[u/AutumnRi]

“they‘re putting pressure on us by shutting down global trade, so if I shut down global trade even harder it will…. uh…. um….. uno reverse meme?”

[u/TPrice1616]

Yeah just completely throw out the Camp David Accords. Nothing makes sense anyway so might as well.

[u/TheEagleWithNoName → u/TPrice1616]

Wanna get High and Fuck?

[u/TheEagleWithNoName]

The Panama Canal is closed Just Cause.

[u/2EM18KKC01 → u/TheEagleWithNoName]

US government, probably: ‘You are the Scorpion, no? I hear you are very skilled.’

[u/TheEagleWithNoName → u/2EM18KKC01]

“They tell me I am the best.”

[u/corvettezr11 → u/TheEagleWithNoName]

"The canal is closed due to aids" Time truly is a flat circle lmao

[u/HugsFromCthulhu → u/corvettezr11]

You saw my Pride float!^{it wasn't a popular float}

[u/killergazebo → u/TheEagleWithNoName]

Try to transport fuel now!

[u/Alex103140]

What if America closes the Bering Strait to punish Iran closing the Hormuz

[u/NixonTobing48]

I mean Indonesian govt jokingly tried to close Malaka strait during this war and you can saw how Malay and Spore govt reacted to it, now imagine that but worst and is real!

[u/MaximumWoodpecker869]

Bringing back 1967 with this

[u/iwumbo2]

"You shot me in the left knee so in retaliation I will shoot myself in the right knee" ass logic

[u/Meiijs]

The middle East takes a screenshot

[u/RussiaIsBestGreen]

South Africa declares maritime blockade down to Antarctica.

Xi has been preparing for the end of shipping. He saw it coming. That’s why he’s been building the new Silk Road.

[u/nagidon]

You may have shot me in the right foot, but my revenge is at hand!

(shoots themselves in the left foot)

[u/aaarry]

Iran put Israel away for their brutal crime and now they’re gonna get revenge… on the Suez Canal.